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Rahsulaimon

#21

ok?

OceanFalcon

#22

Off-topic LOL
Talk about it :):):):):):):):):)

Off-topic LOL Talk about it :):):):):):):):):)

pointlesswindows

#23

"I got banned but i didn't cheat" This is lichess forum classic

"This person is cheating, everyone is cheating (except me)" good one

"Why am I so bad at chess?" this one is true actually

"Why did my rating go down (so much)?" because you can barely play

"How do I become a GM (in 6 months)?" Easily. Think like a GM and like all my 1000+ comments.

"Who was the greatest chess player ever?" mimi

"Please join my team, like my post, follow me" No!

"This puzzle is wrong" Maybe it is.

"What is the shortest, longest, first, most ACPL, least ACPL game?" It's equal to your IQ.

"What is the best opening (what opening should I play)?" 1. Qf7#

"Is doing X to give myself an advantage considered wrong? (obviously never read the TOS)" yes and no

"Can I use two hands to move my pieces in online chess?" No, you must use 3 hands.

"I got banned but i didn't cheat" This is lichess forum classic "This person is cheating, everyone is cheating (except me)" good one "Why am I so bad at chess?" this one is true actually "Why did my rating go down (so much)?" because you can barely play "How do I become a GM (in 6 months)?" Easily. Think like a GM and like all my 1000+ comments. "Who was the greatest chess player ever?" mimi "Please join my team, like my post, follow me" No! "This puzzle is wrong" Maybe it is. "What is the shortest, longest, first, most ACPL, least ACPL game?" It's equal to your IQ. "What is the best opening (what opening should I play)?" 1. Qf7# "Is doing X to give myself an advantage considered wrong? (obviously never read the TOS)" yes and no "Can I use two hands to move my pieces in online chess?" No, you must use 3 hands.

Arckai

#24

"Dumb and common topics for forum"

I guess this one's also a potential candidate

"Dumb and common topics for forum" I guess this one's also a potential candidate

CountNiwatori edited

#25

I beat a GM! (in ultra of course)
I finally reached the x rating (as if anyone cares)
What is my Fide rating (Go ask Fide)
Check out my tactics rating (you totally don't cheat)
I'm 2000 bullet, can I become a CM soon? (yeah if you stop playing bullet and study)

I beat a GM! (in ultra of course) I finally reached the x rating (as if anyone cares) What is my Fide rating (Go ask Fide) Check out my tactics rating (you totally don't cheat) I'm 2000 bullet, can I become a CM soon? (yeah if you stop playing bullet and study)

EmaciatedSpaniard

#26

@Arckai said in #24:

"Dumb and common topics for forum"

I guess this one's also a potential candidate

yes @Arckai
that's why I wrote:

"Did i forget anything? oh...
This thread ofcourse."

also #6 pointed out its in the wrong forum

:-)

@Arckai said in #24: > "Dumb and common topics for forum" > > I guess this one's also a potential candidate yes @Arckai that's why I wrote: "Did i forget anything? oh... This thread ofcourse." also #6 pointed out its in the wrong forum :-)

Gravija

#27

Not dumb, but common topics:
How to become Lichess Master (LM)?

Answer: https://lichess.org/faq#lm

Not dumb, but common topics: How to become Lichess Master (LM)? Answer: https://lichess.org/faq#lm

userfriendly2

#28

@kajalmaya said in #9:

I am 1700. Is it good? What rating is good? Answer: If you are not 2800 by the age of 18, you should just give up. You have no hope. You should instead focus on your studies.

What is my rating in FIDE? (To be precise, I am 1700 in blitz on lichess; what would be my rating in FIDE classical?) Answers: (1) They are apples and oranges. (2) 0.6 * Lichess Rapid - 300 (3) It should be more like -600 than -300.

What is the 'etiquette' about takebacks, resignation, rematch ... Answers: (1) I have disabled takebacks (2) I give takebacks if it is obvious mouse slip (3) My opponent said he made mouseslip and after I gave takeback, he played something else

I gave takeback and later when I asked, my opponent refused. Why do people act like this?

What is the difference between skills/playing styles of players around 1700 and players around 1800?

Best opening?

I am 1700; is sicilian good for me?

Should someone below 1500 play xyz opening? (Answers: 1. No, it is too theoretical. 2. Yes, you should play all sorts of openings.) 3. Dragon is ok, but don't play Najdorf.

I am banned, I didn't cheat. What should I do?

Is xyz considered cheating?

Is the other site better?

I have made this training plan (30 minutes tactics every M,W,F; 2 rapid games daily; study 2 hours on Saturday and Sunday, ...) What do you guys think? Should I do 10-0 rapid or 15-10 rapid?

Is woodpecker method good to go from 1700 to 2000 in 6 months?

Engine was saying I was +2, but I lost. Why?

If Magnus played with Capablanca, who would win? If Capablanca could study with Stockfish for 3 months, would he be able to beat Magnus?

My friend ghosted me; what can I do? (Answer: post it on /r/relationships)

Is "My System" good? I have already read Silman; should I read My System?

And the best questions of all: Why do women play in separate tournaments? Why is number 1 rated woman player only 2680? (I am asking because I am new to chess, I don't know how it is in chess.)

Epic!!

@kajalmaya said in #9: > - I am 1700. Is it good? What rating is good? Answer: If you are not 2800 by the age of 18, you should just give up. You have no hope. You should instead focus on your studies. > - What is my rating in FIDE? (To be precise, I am 1700 in blitz on lichess; what would be my rating in FIDE classical?) Answers: (1) They are apples and oranges. (2) 0.6 * Lichess Rapid - 300 (3) It should be more like -600 than -300. > - What is the 'etiquette' about takebacks, resignation, rematch ... Answers: (1) I have disabled takebacks (2) I give takebacks if it is obvious mouse slip (3) My opponent said he made mouseslip and after I gave takeback, he played something else > - I gave takeback and later when I asked, my opponent refused. Why do people act like this? > - What is the difference between skills/playing styles of players around 1700 and players around 1800? > - Best opening? > - I am 1700; is sicilian good for me? > - Should someone below 1500 play xyz opening? (Answers: 1. No, it is too theoretical. 2. Yes, you should play all sorts of openings.) 3. Dragon is ok, but don't play Najdorf. > - I am banned, I didn't cheat. What should I do? > - Is xyz considered cheating? > - Is the other site better? > - I have made this training plan (30 minutes tactics every M,W,F; 2 rapid games daily; study 2 hours on Saturday and Sunday, ...) What do you guys think? Should I do 10-0 rapid or 15-10 rapid? > - Is woodpecker method good to go from 1700 to 2000 in 6 months? > - Engine was saying I was +2, but I lost. Why? > - If Magnus played with Capablanca, who would win? If Capablanca could study with Stockfish for 3 months, would he be able to beat Magnus? > - My friend ghosted me; what can I do? (Answer: post it on /r/relationships) > - Is "My System" good? I have already read Silman; should I read My System? > > And the best questions of all: Why do women play in separate tournaments? Why is number 1 rated woman player only 2680? (I am asking because I am new to chess, I don't know how it is in chess.) Epic!!