Chess, when played perfectly, always ends in a draw (meme game)

Y'all I drew against @WorstFish.. tried to lose but didn't work :(

SolangeloForever:
3 Inaccuracies
0 Mistakes
44 Blunders
1148 Average centipawn loss
12% Accuracy
WorstFish:
2 Inaccuracies
2 Mistakes
42 Blunders
1170 Average centipawn loss
12% Accuracy

You can't find anyone who is better at losing than Worstfish :). Even the typical me who's blundering his queen in classical games can't do it :).