1000 signs that you are a chess player

Whoa, we're getting off topic here.

#534 You want @Eleuthero to stop posting thingd that are off topic

WHICH MEANS DON’T POST SOMETHING THAT ISN’T A SIGN

Dangerouskid you know jan, play against him cos he sucks at variants

Dangerous you know you sometimes cry when you lose like when I won against you at the Cowley Blitz

keep to the the topic

ok dude

#534 "Dude, you suck at variants!"

#535: You spend all day looking up chess videos trying to get better and ask everyone in your house to play you even though they never want to.

It takes you 1 minute to finish off an A.I. via Bishop+Knight+King vs. King.

#536 When you never feel alone.