@DogyBrown said in #8:
> throw the jar to the floor.pick the pickles from the floor,clean the juice on the floor.clean the broken glass from the floor.Dont eat more than you need.i think 3 or 4 pickles is enough.Put the rest of the pickles into a plastic bag and keep them in the refrigerator.
You see, there's always a way, you circumvented the apparent problem with opening Jars of Pickles, by way of extreme violence combined with good housekeeping skills lol. :).