How to get a girlfriend pt.1

i like turtles

@Sweatergirl
Now don't get your panties in a twist
That wouldn't be fashionable
At all.

Just kidding, you look like a mature,self actualized woman,
Secure, confident and stylelish.
I actually find that attractive in a woman

Tell her that I'll leak your ip address on Lichess if you don't love me

@dstne said in #10:

No, the real secret is to start a team on a chess site. Then, you ask all of the members daily to give you advice on how to talk to a girl. It’s that easy.
@LordSupremeChess reference

10 shadow technique with this treasure i summon GIRLFRIEND

@filthiesteote Personally I find stalking captivating

@HeckerIGH said in #53:

Tell her that I'll leak your ip address on Lichess if you don't love me

Now that's...stalkerish...even for a joke...

chess with female players, hopefully they're not married.

@Dukedog said in #52:

@Sweatergirl
Now don't get your panties in a twist
That wouldn't be fashionable
At all.

Just kidding, you look like a mature,self actualized woman,
Secure, confident and stylelish.
I actually find that attractive in a woman

Self-actualized? That's the first time anyone has ever called me that.

Instructions unclear, I have got boyfriend instead!