But Billy woke up, still silly in the bar maybe passed out while he tried to knock out the pool table with Chuck Norris kicks like a drunken Master what obviously didn't work and he was happy to be still alive but also angry about all that stupid thoughts he had during his sleep, so he thought it's time to move on with his plan to save the world before it collapse in 2 days - maybe he could use for that the stolen Chess computer he still got from Carlsen, if he is just enough creative.
......Then the alien invasion happened. (queue Mission: Impossible music and endless timelines like the Terminator movies)
During his panic finding a plan he stumbled over the from Carlsen stolen chessboard and trough that he realized that it was a magic one where the pieces double on every square - so he started to build a huge army against the aliens with thousand tricky knights, speed bishops, single-minded rooks, all visibility queens and millions of ready to suicide sacrificing pawns - black and white pieces stood for the first time at the same side, all formed in unity ready to start the big armageddon to save Lichess and the universe.
The aliens first started gobbling at all the profiles, after all thats the fastest way to take out a million chess players, the thing was the raid wasnt going to fast, many pawns have benn jumping in commiting suicide, all for the one and only, LICHESS
Meanwhile the CIA agent read this thread, and seeing what he had created, he decided to add a new rule: no more secret services, no more conspiracy theory, no more aliens, no more magic, no more sci-fi or anything else paranormal were to be allowed.
In chapter 39 billy died..now he's alive again...
...hardly origional.
Billy decided to visit his missing sister's bird. His name was Tritus and he was a hummingbird, although the weight of the bird, was roughly the same as that of his sister.
And as Billy's sister was a international Sumo-fighter you can imagine that this bird Tritus with his 120 kg weight could be useful in the fight against the aliens also because the bird was able to change any color and imitate every sound and many more skills because it worked many years for the CIA as the well known and feared NFSH (Natural-Fighting-Sumo-Hummingbirds).
@bunyip You can't complain when you skip some parts of the story. at #41 Billy woke up and realized that he was only dreaming about his death and other ideas while being passed out in that bar.....
And then.....
lichess crashed....
because of this thread....
and Billy realized......
for the first time...
that he was...
silly.
RIP
The End...jk...billy's twin wakes up one day to find that he has billy's memories, so he does everything that billy did, heavily influenced by billy's actions, which then led to billy's twin, who is Tilly, to ...
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