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10000 reasons someone is a MB (Master Blunderer)

#52

Your opponent is worstfish and you try to lose but get used to blundering afterwards

Your opponent is worstfish and you try to lose but get used to blundering afterwards
#53

you freestyle your openings like black here:

  1. d4 f6 2. e3 Nc6 3. Bd3 g6 4. c3 b6 5. Qc2 Bb7

oblivious to the e8 h5 diagonal.

you freestyle your openings like black here: 1. d4 f6 2. e3 Nc6 3. Bd3 g6 4. c3 b6 5. Qc2 Bb7 oblivious to the e8 h5 diagonal.
#54

#41
Adding 15 second like a dum-dum to your opponents clock in bullet

#41 Adding 15 second like a dum-dum to your opponents clock in bullet
#55

#42
Let your friend who is 1500 rating below you play a 2300

#42 Let your friend who is 1500 rating below you play a 2300
#56

#43
Watch a movie while playing a bullet game.

#43 Watch a movie while playing a bullet game.
#57

#44
Gets so sad after your horsey dies (I hope a noble death) and quits chess forever. Live in the backstreets smoking and drinking for the rest of your life because you can’t find any purpose.

#44 Gets so sad after your horsey dies (I hope a noble death) and quits chess forever. Live in the backstreets smoking and drinking for the rest of your life because you can’t find any purpose.
#58

45:you get black and you quit because you think black always loses

45:you get black and you quit because you think black always loses
#59

#46: You are on the toilet
#47: You play over-the-board capture the king
#48: you don’t follow levy
#49: you follow levy
#50:you follow the wrong levy
#51: you play chess for the girls
#52: you are Xavier B(Oz’s brother). (Some guy I know who I can’t lose to if i tried)
#53: you always look up scholars mate
#54: you sac the rook too much
#55: you click every “from position” variant challenge the second you get it
#56: you have always promote to queen ON

#46: You are on the toilet #47: You play over-the-board capture the king #48: you don’t follow levy #49: you follow levy #50:you follow the wrong levy #51: you play chess for the girls #52: you are Xavier B(Oz’s brother). (Some guy I know who I can’t lose to if i tried) #53: you always look up scholars mate #54: you sac the rook too much #55: you click every “from position” variant challenge the second you get it #56: you have always promote to queen ON
#60
  1. When you are stuck at 400 despite cheating and suddenly realize you had been using ChatGPT to cheat your entire life
57. When you are stuck at 400 despite cheating and suddenly realize you had been using ChatGPT to cheat your entire life

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