Suddenly the world disappears for Next Thursday arrived and the universe collapsed and was rebooted by Queen Maeve the Housecat.
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Characters:
cat_person
Baldo
Thibault
Uniformed cat from FDF
Random hamster
Toadofsky
ProgramFOX
Unihedron
Jacob531
Dog_person
Lovlas
SlicingBishop2006
General Tigero
Penguingm1
Iamonfire (fire)
Cat playing with fire
Magnus Carlsen
God- who is Gaia
Queen Maeve the housecat
Wolf who "ate" Maeve
Places:
Lichess
Alpha-17 Prison
Gamma-43 Prison
Mars
The desert
The pit in the desert
Alpha Centauri
Chess.com
Lichess Off-Topic Forum
Groups:
Dog Army
The Mice
Feline Defense Force
Feline Defense Force Military Police
Developers + Mods
The Wolves
Lichess Nine
13th Feline Mechanized Brigade
107th Wing of the Feline Air Force
15th Cluster of the Feline Army
999th Elite Feline Special Force
24th Feline Airborne Brigade
17th Feline Air Fleet
14th Feline Air Fleet
13th Feline Brigade of Defense Reinforcements
Cat Paratroopers
Canine Air Forces: 3rd Fleet
Canine Air Forces: 4rd Fleet
Canine Air Forces: 6rd Fleet
Canine Air Forces: 12th Fleet
Penguins
13th Feline Special Force Brigade
One evening Lichess users suddenly realized that things were weird...when a person named cat_person lost it completely. Unbeknownst to all, he had laid the groundwork for his nefarious plan already by the time he had entered this world, for he wasn't a man but an anthropomorphic cat. The End! shouted cat_person, smiling with the Lichess servers successfully hacked which means the Era of Human Control had ended. However, everything changed when troubling information came from a most peculiar source. Baldo, the dogs' most dignified envoy, stepped forward to cat_person's pillow on which he used to rest, pursed his lips and whispered into his ear: ""Hey dude you forgot to take your pills" Unfazed by such a rude intrusion upon his hallowed repose, cat_person whipped out his katana and gave Baldo an apache haircut.the lichess.org website slowly started to change, cute gifs of animated cats appeared everywhere and even some players heard "meow" while playing...So many cute gifs of animated cats were posted that suspicious minds could have taken the phenomenon for a denial of service attack.No, DOS attacks send empty info packets to a site repeatedly, not cat pics.shouted Thibault, confused because he couldn't figure out what exactly was wrong.and rightly so, for things were still like they had always been.except no one was buying anymore some residual inertia still dragging it out...Suddenly all the bots had been renamed "cats" on Lichess. botscats, which is bumper cats in english then, suddenly the Dog Army, which had been secretly raising an army attacked and using mice tricked the catbots to fall in a giant pit. Unfortunately, this spells disaster for the dog army and its prowess. When an army needs to raise an army, someone's combat skills have gotten a little rusty."Thibault, you are now under arrest by the Feline Defense Force!" Shouted a cat in uniform, sitting on Thibault's face. Yes. said Thibault who was woken up by the FDF Military Police, hands over his head, watching the cats confiscating his computer. But he was lying a little bit, because he secretly thought no. "But I'm a sporting guy" commented the feline." I'll give you a chance. If you can beat me in a game of chess the amount of criminals will become one less."After the cat moved the white queen to checkmate Thibault's king, it said, "Human Thibault, you lost. Put your hands up where we can see them!"And then just out of the blue, Thibault burst out laughing.A hamster started laughing too. Meanwhile lichess.org was mysteriously down for 15 seconds and up again but this time the cats controlled all of the servers physically because they had raided all the locations the servers were located and arrested several developers and mods, including Thibault, Toadofsky, ProgramFOX and Unihedron. (With a good ole "stop in the name of the paw") But wait...lichess is awesome...why arrest my favorite people??? said Jacob531, frustrated and angry while looking at the announcement on Lichess Off-Topic Forum where an obscure player known as cat_person announced that he had taken over Lichess and that several players had been arrested by the Feline Defense Force for the Crime against Felines.The dogs lost their big army, but still didn't lose hope! Their leader, dog_person summoned their ally, the wolves! Little did cat_person know about what was coming for him when… a large canid force besieged the Alpha-17 Prison where the Lichess Nine were held. Freedom!, shouted the angry canid soldiers who were suddenly attacked by the 13th Feline Mechanized Brigade and the 107th Wing of the Feline Air Force. Win or lose, it was no contest. Antimatter was going down as we all know. A mere reiteration of that war couldn't possibly alter its outcome. said cat_person, smiling as he pushed the red button and killed all the canids surrounding the prison using antimatter weapons after evacuating all felines and prisoners using helicopters. Unfortunately, shockingly, during the evacuation, 6 lichess moderators were found in sexually compromising positions with newborn kittens. "These things don't even have fur yet!!!" screamed the head evacuator. "You could have waited a few days!" The Lichess mods' abuse of newborn kittens caused them to be charged with the Felony of Sexual Abuse of Felines in addition to their other crimes against Felines. The executions by means of a wooden stake through the heart were refreshingly labourless, as the very living tissue they falsely held occupied eagerly appointed itself the executioner. Ironic, some might say, but no. Biologic. cat_person congratulated his cats-in-charge for being able to prevent the escape of the lichess 9 (who were skilled human technologists). But when he was going to interrogate them, he realized that they were holograms! The real Lichess 9 escaped with a few wolves! Only after checking the security footage did cat_person realize that a few canids used a "teleportation" device which saved the few of them and the lichess 9 in the nick of time! "What? We need to arrest the Lichess Nine again! Well..we need to first figure out how teleportation is done.", said cat_person who calmed down and planned for an attack to obtain at least one teleportation device.Cats have taken over Lichess! well after putting a lot of efforts cats became too lazy and they all fall asleep.. Meanwhile, Thibault and army regained the control of Lichess.. I believe Cats have the power to control entire universe but they are too lazy to do those things.. Meowww said Thibault, who smiled after getting freed without realizing that he was in a trap. Thibault and the rest of the Lichess 9 were rearrested and transferred to the Gamma-43 Prison on Mars after their escape because the feline "laziness" was just a part of cat_person's deception plan.Unfortunately, for cat_person, he made a miscalculation! He underestimated the allegiance of the wolves to dog_person, as a result, the dogs have now made huge technological advances, and they are way ahead of the cats! Cat_person made a big blunder of sending the 15th cluster of the feline army as they were all going to meet a horrible death... when the dogs and wolves teleported to Mars and hacked the tech responsible for providing oxygen to all the cats, who were in felispace suits (space suits designed for felines) and the dogs and wolves escaped with the Lichess Nine and Thibault! Aad thibault starting running...nowhere...in the desert.. as thibault kept running he fell into a hole, but with his developer powers he created a 40-foot ladder... but the hole was 50-feet deep… So someone else tried to reach for thibault's hand to help him climb out of the hole but he also fell in instead. (someone else was lovlas), and then SlicingBishop2006 also attempted to help, but was sniped by a General Tigero of the 999th Elite Feline Special Forces, luckily he survived. At this point it began raining cats and dogs. Literally as the 24th Feline Airborne Brigade arrived from the West while the 14th and 17th Feline Air Fleets beating back 1/4 of the entire canine air forces (the 3rd, 4th, 6th and 12th Fleets) in a surprise attack. Cat paratroopers and the 999th Feline Special Force Battalion arrested Thibault again. This time he was sent on a spaceship capable of near lightspeed travel. The cats were now transporting him to their true home, Alpha Centauri. Cat_person had a big grin on his devilish face when he realized that Thibault was re-arrested... but then suddenly, something heavy hit his shoulder... As he turned back, he saw Baldo holding a special, electric "teleportation" katana, who sliced him up like Miyamoto Musashi, and had successfully managed to send cat_person to Alpha Centauri. With the help of toadofsky and programFOX, Baldo used his electric katana to not only taze the 13th feline brigade of defence reinforcements, but also to destroy all of the softwares and hardwares which helped the felines to hack lichess! Finally, SlicingBishop2006 installed a virus in cat_person's super computer systems and lichess returned to the humans! The entire team had teleported back to their base (of which the felines have no idea) and threw a party on account of their grand success! But, unknown to all but penguingm1 and his army, the penguins have taken over lichess with a malware and are now making every tournament called "The Grand Andrew Tournament", however, I, SlicingBishop2006, went on a top secret mission to assassinate penguingm1, but along the way I tripped on a chair and fell into a cage (tripping on chairs is a sign of HIGH INTELLIGENCE :P). Cat_person returned to Alpha Centauri, the home of all cats with eight lives. He smiled for Baldo was too stupid to kill him and accidentally left one of the most sophisticated teleporters canines ever had in his body which was taken out. (By the way, cat_person, baldo didn't kill cat_person when he sliced him, he only teleported cat_person into Alpha Centauri).Meanwhile, a user on Chess.com called Dog_Person smelled the commotion and decided to log on to check what was happening. He saw the gifs of cats immediately and rushed off to Alpha Centauri in his canine space suit, carrying his bone pistol and his Hypnotizer 3000. A new feline invasion force equipped with biological weapons to wipe out humans and canids was now moving towards the solar system at 0.999c without getting detected. The cats combined with the penguins (post 60) destroyed Africa, N. America, S. America, Australia, Antarctica and Asia, so every continent with an "a" in it. dog_person zapped the cats and penguins with his pistol and fixed all of the continents instantly with his Reviver laser. The 13rd Feline Special Force Brigade released the Mupurrameow Virus which was fatal to humanity and the Purrmeowamu Virus which was fatal to canids which killed 90-95% of humans and canids within 3 days. But then we all woke up. Cats meowed and did not harm humans. a cool dude name Iamonfire came and give that cat a fire in the hands the cat looked at fire and looked at lichess cat was amazed than cat decided to....Meow. after the meow iamonfire knew that was the code word for Magnus eats owls and winds this means magnus was soon gonna be a CM cat master knowing this fire jumped and ran to thibault than he said that only god knew what Iamonfire was trying to do. But Thibault got that all wrong.
God didn't even care because she trusted Iamonfire without questions & answers. Gaia isn't an undead, having to maintain a spoken dialogue with the parts that make up Her living body. She is One. Purred Iamonfire, whilst dreamily sharpening her claws on a piece of derelict red carpet. "Milk Milk.. or cream... but better butter ohhh my .. " Iamonfire was thinking. Suddenly the world disappears for Next Thursday arrived and the universe collapsed and was rebooted by Queen Maeve the Housecat. groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/talk.origins/kmOzvhbVhvM . Then Queen Maeve was eaten by a giant wolf- or was she????
cat_person
Baldo
Thibault
Uniformed cat from FDF
Random hamster
Toadofsky
ProgramFOX
Unihedron
Jacob531
Dog_person
Lovlas
SlicingBishop2006
General Tigero
Penguingm1
Iamonfire (fire)
Cat playing with fire
Magnus Carlsen
God- who is Gaia
Queen Maeve the housecat
Wolf who "ate" Maeve
Places:
Lichess
Alpha-17 Prison
Gamma-43 Prison
Mars
The desert
The pit in the desert
Alpha Centauri
Chess.com
Lichess Off-Topic Forum
Groups:
Dog Army
The Mice
Feline Defense Force
Feline Defense Force Military Police
Developers + Mods
The Wolves
Lichess Nine
13th Feline Mechanized Brigade
107th Wing of the Feline Air Force
15th Cluster of the Feline Army
999th Elite Feline Special Force
24th Feline Airborne Brigade
17th Feline Air Fleet
14th Feline Air Fleet
13th Feline Brigade of Defense Reinforcements
Cat Paratroopers
Canine Air Forces: 3rd Fleet
Canine Air Forces: 4rd Fleet
Canine Air Forces: 6rd Fleet
Canine Air Forces: 12th Fleet
Penguins
13th Feline Special Force Brigade
One evening Lichess users suddenly realized that things were weird...when a person named cat_person lost it completely. Unbeknownst to all, he had laid the groundwork for his nefarious plan already by the time he had entered this world, for he wasn't a man but an anthropomorphic cat. The End! shouted cat_person, smiling with the Lichess servers successfully hacked which means the Era of Human Control had ended. However, everything changed when troubling information came from a most peculiar source. Baldo, the dogs' most dignified envoy, stepped forward to cat_person's pillow on which he used to rest, pursed his lips and whispered into his ear: ""Hey dude you forgot to take your pills" Unfazed by such a rude intrusion upon his hallowed repose, cat_person whipped out his katana and gave Baldo an apache haircut.the lichess.org website slowly started to change, cute gifs of animated cats appeared everywhere and even some players heard "meow" while playing...So many cute gifs of animated cats were posted that suspicious minds could have taken the phenomenon for a denial of service attack.No, DOS attacks send empty info packets to a site repeatedly, not cat pics.shouted Thibault, confused because he couldn't figure out what exactly was wrong.and rightly so, for things were still like they had always been.except no one was buying anymore some residual inertia still dragging it out...Suddenly all the bots had been renamed "cats" on Lichess. botscats, which is bumper cats in english then, suddenly the Dog Army, which had been secretly raising an army attacked and using mice tricked the catbots to fall in a giant pit. Unfortunately, this spells disaster for the dog army and its prowess. When an army needs to raise an army, someone's combat skills have gotten a little rusty."Thibault, you are now under arrest by the Feline Defense Force!" Shouted a cat in uniform, sitting on Thibault's face. Yes. said Thibault who was woken up by the FDF Military Police, hands over his head, watching the cats confiscating his computer. But he was lying a little bit, because he secretly thought no. "But I'm a sporting guy" commented the feline." I'll give you a chance. If you can beat me in a game of chess the amount of criminals will become one less."After the cat moved the white queen to checkmate Thibault's king, it said, "Human Thibault, you lost. Put your hands up where we can see them!"And then just out of the blue, Thibault burst out laughing.A hamster started laughing too. Meanwhile lichess.org was mysteriously down for 15 seconds and up again but this time the cats controlled all of the servers physically because they had raided all the locations the servers were located and arrested several developers and mods, including Thibault, Toadofsky, ProgramFOX and Unihedron. (With a good ole "stop in the name of the paw") But wait...lichess is awesome...why arrest my favorite people??? said Jacob531, frustrated and angry while looking at the announcement on Lichess Off-Topic Forum where an obscure player known as cat_person announced that he had taken over Lichess and that several players had been arrested by the Feline Defense Force for the Crime against Felines.The dogs lost their big army, but still didn't lose hope! Their leader, dog_person summoned their ally, the wolves! Little did cat_person know about what was coming for him when… a large canid force besieged the Alpha-17 Prison where the Lichess Nine were held. Freedom!, shouted the angry canid soldiers who were suddenly attacked by the 13th Feline Mechanized Brigade and the 107th Wing of the Feline Air Force. Win or lose, it was no contest. Antimatter was going down as we all know. A mere reiteration of that war couldn't possibly alter its outcome. said cat_person, smiling as he pushed the red button and killed all the canids surrounding the prison using antimatter weapons after evacuating all felines and prisoners using helicopters. Unfortunately, shockingly, during the evacuation, 6 lichess moderators were found in sexually compromising positions with newborn kittens. "These things don't even have fur yet!!!" screamed the head evacuator. "You could have waited a few days!" The Lichess mods' abuse of newborn kittens caused them to be charged with the Felony of Sexual Abuse of Felines in addition to their other crimes against Felines. The executions by means of a wooden stake through the heart were refreshingly labourless, as the very living tissue they falsely held occupied eagerly appointed itself the executioner. Ironic, some might say, but no. Biologic. cat_person congratulated his cats-in-charge for being able to prevent the escape of the lichess 9 (who were skilled human technologists). But when he was going to interrogate them, he realized that they were holograms! The real Lichess 9 escaped with a few wolves! Only after checking the security footage did cat_person realize that a few canids used a "teleportation" device which saved the few of them and the lichess 9 in the nick of time! "What? We need to arrest the Lichess Nine again! Well..we need to first figure out how teleportation is done.", said cat_person who calmed down and planned for an attack to obtain at least one teleportation device.Cats have taken over Lichess! well after putting a lot of efforts cats became too lazy and they all fall asleep.. Meanwhile, Thibault and army regained the control of Lichess.. I believe Cats have the power to control entire universe but they are too lazy to do those things.. Meowww said Thibault, who smiled after getting freed without realizing that he was in a trap. Thibault and the rest of the Lichess 9 were rearrested and transferred to the Gamma-43 Prison on Mars after their escape because the feline "laziness" was just a part of cat_person's deception plan.Unfortunately, for cat_person, he made a miscalculation! He underestimated the allegiance of the wolves to dog_person, as a result, the dogs have now made huge technological advances, and they are way ahead of the cats! Cat_person made a big blunder of sending the 15th cluster of the feline army as they were all going to meet a horrible death... when the dogs and wolves teleported to Mars and hacked the tech responsible for providing oxygen to all the cats, who were in felispace suits (space suits designed for felines) and the dogs and wolves escaped with the Lichess Nine and Thibault! Aad thibault starting running...nowhere...in the desert.. as thibault kept running he fell into a hole, but with his developer powers he created a 40-foot ladder... but the hole was 50-feet deep… So someone else tried to reach for thibault's hand to help him climb out of the hole but he also fell in instead. (someone else was lovlas), and then SlicingBishop2006 also attempted to help, but was sniped by a General Tigero of the 999th Elite Feline Special Forces, luckily he survived. At this point it began raining cats and dogs. Literally as the 24th Feline Airborne Brigade arrived from the West while the 14th and 17th Feline Air Fleets beating back 1/4 of the entire canine air forces (the 3rd, 4th, 6th and 12th Fleets) in a surprise attack. Cat paratroopers and the 999th Feline Special Force Battalion arrested Thibault again. This time he was sent on a spaceship capable of near lightspeed travel. The cats were now transporting him to their true home, Alpha Centauri. Cat_person had a big grin on his devilish face when he realized that Thibault was re-arrested... but then suddenly, something heavy hit his shoulder... As he turned back, he saw Baldo holding a special, electric "teleportation" katana, who sliced him up like Miyamoto Musashi, and had successfully managed to send cat_person to Alpha Centauri. With the help of toadofsky and programFOX, Baldo used his electric katana to not only taze the 13th feline brigade of defence reinforcements, but also to destroy all of the softwares and hardwares which helped the felines to hack lichess! Finally, SlicingBishop2006 installed a virus in cat_person's super computer systems and lichess returned to the humans! The entire team had teleported back to their base (of which the felines have no idea) and threw a party on account of their grand success! But, unknown to all but penguingm1 and his army, the penguins have taken over lichess with a malware and are now making every tournament called "The Grand Andrew Tournament", however, I, SlicingBishop2006, went on a top secret mission to assassinate penguingm1, but along the way I tripped on a chair and fell into a cage (tripping on chairs is a sign of HIGH INTELLIGENCE :P). Cat_person returned to Alpha Centauri, the home of all cats with eight lives. He smiled for Baldo was too stupid to kill him and accidentally left one of the most sophisticated teleporters canines ever had in his body which was taken out. (By the way, cat_person, baldo didn't kill cat_person when he sliced him, he only teleported cat_person into Alpha Centauri).Meanwhile, a user on Chess.com called Dog_Person smelled the commotion and decided to log on to check what was happening. He saw the gifs of cats immediately and rushed off to Alpha Centauri in his canine space suit, carrying his bone pistol and his Hypnotizer 3000. A new feline invasion force equipped with biological weapons to wipe out humans and canids was now moving towards the solar system at 0.999c without getting detected. The cats combined with the penguins (post 60) destroyed Africa, N. America, S. America, Australia, Antarctica and Asia, so every continent with an "a" in it. dog_person zapped the cats and penguins with his pistol and fixed all of the continents instantly with his Reviver laser. The 13rd Feline Special Force Brigade released the Mupurrameow Virus which was fatal to humanity and the Purrmeowamu Virus which was fatal to canids which killed 90-95% of humans and canids within 3 days. But then we all woke up. Cats meowed and did not harm humans. a cool dude name Iamonfire came and give that cat a fire in the hands the cat looked at fire and looked at lichess cat was amazed than cat decided to....Meow. after the meow iamonfire knew that was the code word for Magnus eats owls and winds this means magnus was soon gonna be a CM cat master knowing this fire jumped and ran to thibault than he said that only god knew what Iamonfire was trying to do. But Thibault got that all wrong.
God didn't even care because she trusted Iamonfire without questions & answers. Gaia isn't an undead, having to maintain a spoken dialogue with the parts that make up Her living body. She is One. Purred Iamonfire, whilst dreamily sharpening her claws on a piece of derelict red carpet. "Milk Milk.. or cream... but better butter ohhh my .. " Iamonfire was thinking. Suddenly the world disappears for Next Thursday arrived and the universe collapsed and was rebooted by Queen Maeve the Housecat. groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/talk.origins/kmOzvhbVhvM . Then Queen Maeve was eaten by a giant wolf- or was she????
She wasn't for wolves only exist as controlled opposition.
*humans, do you have any response?*
dog-person did a double backflip over cat-person's head when he was distracted and poured a cup of water on his head.
The cat melts.
(Not at all a rip off of any popular movie)
(But yeah, cats, find a substitute leader until we can find a plot hole to squeeze cat-person back into the story).
(Not at all a rip off of any popular movie)
(But yeah, cats, find a substitute leader until we can find a plot hole to squeeze cat-person back into the story).
Dog-person cheered and returned to Retriever Mansion and celebrated with his golden retriever buddies.
A surprised Queen Maeve rebooted the universe, this time not even on a Thursday for her Governor of the Solar System, cat_person, mysteriously melted.
*bump*
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