so far: One evening Lichess users suddenly realized that things were weird...when a person named cat_person lost it completely. Unbeknownst to all, he had laid the groundwork for his nefarious plan already by the time he had entered this world, for he wasn't a man but an anthropomorphic cat. The End! shouted cat_person, smiling with the Lichess servers successfully hacked which means the Era of Human Control had ended. However, everything changed when troubling information came from a most peculiar source. Baldo, the dogs' most dignified envoy, stepped forward to cat_person's pillow on which he used to rest, pursed his lips and whispered into his ear: ""Hey dude you forgot to take your pills" Unfazed by such a rude intrusion upon his hallowed repose, cat_person whipped out his katana and gave Baldo an apache haircut.the lichess.org website slowly started to change, cute gifs of animated cats appeared everywhere and even some players heard "meow" while playing...So many cute gifs of animated cats were posted that suspicious minds could have taken the phenomenon for a denial of service attack.No, DOS attacks send empty info packets to a site repeatedly, not cat pics.shouted Thibault, confused because he couldn't figure out what exactly was wrong.and rightly so, for things were still like they had always been.except no one was buying anymore some residual inertia still dragging it out...Suddenly all the bots had been renamed "cats" on Lichess. botscats, which is bumper cats in english then, suddenly the Dog Army, which had been secretly raising an army attacked and using mice tricked the catbots to fall in a giant pit Unfortunately, this spells disaster for the dog army and its prowess. When an army needs to raise an army, someone's combat skills have gotten a little rusty."Thibault, you are now under arrest by the Feline Defense Force!" Shouted a cat in uniform, sitting on Thibault's face. Yes. said Thibault who was woken up by the FDF Military Police, hands over his head, watching the cats confiscating his computer. But he was lying a little bit, because he secretly thought no. "But I'm a sporting guy" commented the feline." I'll give you a chance. If you can beat me in a game of chess the amount of criminals will become one less."After the cat moved the white queen to checkmate Thibault's king, it said, "Human Thibault, you lost. Put your hands up where we can see them!"And then just out of the blue, Thibault burst out laughing.A hamster started laughing too. Meanwhile lichess.org was mysteriously down for 15 seconds and up again but this time the cats controlled all of the servers physically because they had raided all the locations the servers were located and arrested several developers and mods, including Thibault, Toadofsky, ProgramFOX and Unihedron. (With a good ole "stop in the name of the paw") But wait...lichess is awesome...why arrest my favorite people??? said Jacob531, frustrated and angry while looking at the announcement on Lichess Off-Topic Forum where an obscure player known as cat_person announced that he had taken over Lichess and that several players had been arrested by the Feline Defense Force for the Crime against Felines.The dogs lost their big army, but still didn't lose hope! Their leader, dog_person summoned their ally, the wolves! Little did cat_person know about what was coming for him when… a large canid force besieged the Alpha-17 Prison where the Lichess Nine were held. Freedom!, shouted the angry canid soldiers who were suddenly attacked by the 13th Feline Mechanized Brigade and the 107th Wing of the Feline Air Force. Win or lose, it was no contest.
Antimatter was going down as we all know. A mere reiteration of that war couldn't possibly alter its outcome. said cat_person, smiling as he pushed the red button and killed all the canids surrounding the prison using antimatter weapons after evacuating all felines and prisoners using helicopters. Unfortunately, shockingly, during the evacuation, 6 lichess moderators were found in sexually compromising positions with newborn kittens. "These things don't even have fur yet!!!" screamed the head evacuator. "You could have waited a few days!" The Lichess mods' abuse of newborn kittens caused them to be charged with the Felony of Sexual Abuse of Felines in addition to their other crimes against Felines. The executions by means of a wooden stake through the heart were refreshingly labourless, as the very living tissue they falsely held occupied eagerly appointed itself the executioner. Ironic, some might say, but no. Biologic. cat_person congratulated his cats-in-charge for being able to prevent the escape of the lichess 9 (who were skilled human technologists). But when he was going to interrogate them, he realized that they were holograms! The real Lichess 9 escaped with a few wolves! Only after checking the security footage did cat_person realize that a few canids used a "teleportation" device which saved the few of them and the lichess 9 in the nick of time! "What? We need to arrest the Lichess Nine again! Well..we need to first figure out how teleportation is done.", said cat_person who calmed down and planned for an attack to obtain at least one teleportation device.Cats have taken over Lichess! well after putting a lot of efforts cats became too lazy and they all fall asleep.. Meanwhile, Thibault and army regained the control of Lichess.. I believe Cats have the power to control entire universe but they are too lazy to do those things.. Meowww said Thibault, who smiled after getting freed without realizing that he was in a trap. Thibault and the rest of the Lichess 9 were rearrested and transferred to the Gamma-43 Prison on Mars after their escape because the feline "laziness" was just a part of cat_person's deception plan.Unfortunately, for cat_person, he made a miscalculation! He underestimated the allegiance of the wolves to dog_person, as a result, the dogs have now made huge technological advances, and they are way ahead of the cats! Cat_person made a big blunder of sending the 15th cluster of the feline army as they were all going to meet a horrible death... when the dogs and wolves teleported to Mars and hacked the tech responsible for providing oxygen to all the cats, who were in felispace suits (space suits designed for felines) and the dogs and wolves escaped with the Lichess Nine and Thibault! Aad thibault starting running...nowhere...in the desert.. as thibault kept running he fell into a hole, but with his developer powers he created a 40-foot ladder... but the hole was 50-feet deep… So someone else tried to reach for thibault's hand to help him climb out of the hole but he also fell in instead. (someone else was lovlas), and then SlicingBishop2006 also attempted to help, but was sniped by a General Tigero of the 999th Elite Feline Special Forces, luckily he survived. At this point it began raining cats and dogs. Literally as the 24th Feline Airborne Brigade arrived from the West while the 14th and 17th Feline Air Fleets beating back 1/4 of the entire canine air forces (the 3rd, 4th, 6th and 12th Fleets) in a surprise attack. Cat paratroopers and the 999th Feline Special Force Battalion arrested Thibault again. This time he was sent on a spaceship capable of near lightspeed travel. The cats were now transporting him to their true home, Alpha Centauri. Cat_person had a big grin on his devilish face when he realized that Thibault was re-arrested... but then suddenly, something heavy hit his shoulder... As he turned back, he saw Baldo holding a special, electric "teleportation" katana, who sliced him up like Miyamoto Musashi, and had successfully managed to send cat_person to Alpha Centauri. With the help of toadofsky and programFOX, Baldo used his electric katana to not only taze the 13th feline brigade of defence reinforcements, but also to destroy all of the softwares and hardwares which helped the felines to hack lichess! Finally, SlicingBishop2006 installed a virus in cat_person's super computer systems and lichess returned to the humans! The entire team had teleported back to their base (of which the felines have no idea) and threw a party on account of their grand success! But, unknown to all but penguingm1 and his army, the penguins have taken over lichess with a malware and are now making every tournament called "The Grand Andrew Tournament", however, I, SlicingBishop2006, went on a top secret mission to assassinate penguingm1, but along the way I tripped on a chair and fell into a cage (tripping on chairs is a sign of HIGH INTELLIGENCE :P).
Antimatter was going down as we all know. A mere reiteration of that war couldn't possibly alter its outcome. said cat_person, smiling as he pushed the red button and killed all the canids surrounding the prison using antimatter weapons after evacuating all felines and prisoners using helicopters. Unfortunately, shockingly, during the evacuation, 6 lichess moderators were found in sexually compromising positions with newborn kittens. "These things don't even have fur yet!!!" screamed the head evacuator. "You could have waited a few days!" The Lichess mods' abuse of newborn kittens caused them to be charged with the Felony of Sexual Abuse of Felines in addition to their other crimes against Felines. The executions by means of a wooden stake through the heart were refreshingly labourless, as the very living tissue they falsely held occupied eagerly appointed itself the executioner. Ironic, some might say, but no. Biologic. cat_person congratulated his cats-in-charge for being able to prevent the escape of the lichess 9 (who were skilled human technologists). But when he was going to interrogate them, he realized that they were holograms! The real Lichess 9 escaped with a few wolves! Only after checking the security footage did cat_person realize that a few canids used a "teleportation" device which saved the few of them and the lichess 9 in the nick of time! "What? We need to arrest the Lichess Nine again! Well..we need to first figure out how teleportation is done.", said cat_person who calmed down and planned for an attack to obtain at least one teleportation device.Cats have taken over Lichess! well after putting a lot of efforts cats became too lazy and they all fall asleep.. Meanwhile, Thibault and army regained the control of Lichess.. I believe Cats have the power to control entire universe but they are too lazy to do those things.. Meowww said Thibault, who smiled after getting freed without realizing that he was in a trap. Thibault and the rest of the Lichess 9 were rearrested and transferred to the Gamma-43 Prison on Mars after their escape because the feline "laziness" was just a part of cat_person's deception plan.Unfortunately, for cat_person, he made a miscalculation! He underestimated the allegiance of the wolves to dog_person, as a result, the dogs have now made huge technological advances, and they are way ahead of the cats! Cat_person made a big blunder of sending the 15th cluster of the feline army as they were all going to meet a horrible death... when the dogs and wolves teleported to Mars and hacked the tech responsible for providing oxygen to all the cats, who were in felispace suits (space suits designed for felines) and the dogs and wolves escaped with the Lichess Nine and Thibault! Aad thibault starting running...nowhere...in the desert.. as thibault kept running he fell into a hole, but with his developer powers he created a 40-foot ladder... but the hole was 50-feet deep… So someone else tried to reach for thibault's hand to help him climb out of the hole but he also fell in instead. (someone else was lovlas), and then SlicingBishop2006 also attempted to help, but was sniped by a General Tigero of the 999th Elite Feline Special Forces, luckily he survived. At this point it began raining cats and dogs. Literally as the 24th Feline Airborne Brigade arrived from the West while the 14th and 17th Feline Air Fleets beating back 1/4 of the entire canine air forces (the 3rd, 4th, 6th and 12th Fleets) in a surprise attack. Cat paratroopers and the 999th Feline Special Force Battalion arrested Thibault again. This time he was sent on a spaceship capable of near lightspeed travel. The cats were now transporting him to their true home, Alpha Centauri. Cat_person had a big grin on his devilish face when he realized that Thibault was re-arrested... but then suddenly, something heavy hit his shoulder... As he turned back, he saw Baldo holding a special, electric "teleportation" katana, who sliced him up like Miyamoto Musashi, and had successfully managed to send cat_person to Alpha Centauri. With the help of toadofsky and programFOX, Baldo used his electric katana to not only taze the 13th feline brigade of defence reinforcements, but also to destroy all of the softwares and hardwares which helped the felines to hack lichess! Finally, SlicingBishop2006 installed a virus in cat_person's super computer systems and lichess returned to the humans! The entire team had teleported back to their base (of which the felines have no idea) and threw a party on account of their grand success! But, unknown to all but penguingm1 and his army, the penguins have taken over lichess with a malware and are now making every tournament called "The Grand Andrew Tournament", however, I, SlicingBishop2006, went on a top secret mission to assassinate penguingm1, but along the way I tripped on a chair and fell into a cage (tripping on chairs is a sign of HIGH INTELLIGENCE :P).
