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Continue the story: Cats have taken over Lichess!

When the palace's drawbridge was then opened, allowing dog_person's vaporized body to escape freely into the open, something sudden and unexpected happened.
A thousand dogs suddenly appeared in the palace out of nowhere which caused the astonished cat guards to kill them all..or more accurately cat guards thought that these dogs were dead.
Dead as a dog they thought them and lo,
dead as a dog they were. No eyebrows were raised at this. A stray yawn perhaps here or there, but that was all.
(that was 2 sentences)
then the cats realized they were the dead ones
Meanwhile, dog-person - the real one - was lounging on a couch back at his base, munching on cat bone flavored potato chips and watching the events unfold on his television. "Not a single canine dead." he barked. "And they vaporized that robot thinking he was me!"
Suddenly the CIA (Cat Institution of America) Burst into his house
hah, call this crazy?
grew up in a friggin normal institution no doubt.

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