10000 reasons someone is a MB (Master Blunderer)

@greysensei said in #7:

As if I needed a reminder that the average age of a lichess user is probably like 12.
o_o im under then

9. When your Mom needs you to do something when you're in the middle of a blitz game.

@CRHer700 said in #12:

9. When your Mom needs you to do something when you're in the middle of a blitz game.
   my mom does that lol

@greysensei said in #7:

As if I needed a reminder that the average age of a lichess user is probably like 12.
Hey! I'm one year below that!

@CRHer700 said in #12:

9. When your Mom needs you to do something when you're in the middle of a blitz game.
   Typical Mom stuff.. :\

10. you type "gg ez get gud" in the chat after every win
11. you doxx your opponent after every loss

9. They don't exist

2nd bowl of Cap'n Crunch was a bad idea.

@RationalisedInteger said in #17:

9. They don't exist

12. You're asked if you know the Ruy Lopez and all you can say for yourself is, "Is he in town? Is that why you're asking?"

13. You think the Sicilian refers to somebody who was born in a section of Italy.