What chess piece is the opposite of day?
Answer: The knight!
What's the difference between a chess player and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
How do you say thank you to a pawn?
Give them a promotion.
What kind of chess tactic is a utensil that helps you eat food in a non-messy way?
A fork!
What chess tactic fired the bishops on h7, h2, f7, and f2?
Sacking! (Sacrificing) Get it?
What type of chess piece is used in rock, paper scissors?
The rook!
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What's the best file in chess?
The B file, because there are 8 B-squares and 4 B-shops!
What kind of buses do horses take in Harry Potter to get to their destanation?
The Knight Bus!
(Get it?)
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What is the primary duty of the knight?
To protect their own territory.
Okay, so what's their secondary duty?
To fertilize the opponents territory.