In this post... People must create chess jokes...
(example: What chess square is the opposite of after?
Answer: B4!!)
(example: What chess square is the opposite of after?
Answer: B4!!)
What's the most explosive square on the chessboard? C4!
lol @avakar
Ok I got one.. this guy walks into a chess club with a tiny piano and a twelve inch pianist and oh wait I can't tell that one
Ok I got one.. this guy walks into a chess club with a tiny piano and a twelve inch pianist and oh wait I can't tell that one
Not really a joke but...
When Alekhine was asked in an interview how he was able to always find better moves than his opponents, he replied: "well, that's very simple. I find my moves, and I let my opponent find his moves"
When Alekhine was asked in an interview how he was able to always find better moves than his opponents, he replied: "well, that's very simple. I find my moves, and I let my opponent find his moves"
Lots of chess jokes here:
youtu.be/mLt8GUoPljA
youtu.be/mLt8GUoPljA
Actually this one is not about chess, but I had a great laugh watching it. I don't believe it's possible to not laugh during this video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH6QJzmLYtw
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH6QJzmLYtw
What kind of chess piece jumps around a lot?
The BisHOP!
(Get it?)
The BisHOP!
(Get it?)
Oh god no.
#3 oh no now my brain is driving me crazy trying to remember what i saw on tv recently with that exact line (ok not exact no chess club)
ps yes i know the actual 12 inch pianist joke as well
ps yes i know the actual 12 inch pianist joke as well
A rook flips over and the smoking b1 knight asks, if everything is okay, and the rook response : I feel a1, it's the other pieces that are upside down.
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