Chuck Norris has his own opening named after him: The Lord-High-Supreme-Chuck-Norris-The-Undefeatable Defence. It goes: 1. j34 e4 2. x72 Nf6 3. Qxm103#. He had a rating of 524914 in Lichess before he got kicked out for reason: "TOO DAMN STRONG".
Damn
John cena whacks him a quadrillion times then he just says go play hide and seek by urself
When he craps its like a 20m megaton nuke and blows up his d hole
He can checkmate with nothing so NEVER MIND NO CRAP.All he has to say is i win cause ur a big bot
Give Chuck Norris a King and he will find 600 ways to mate in one.
Chuck Norris was given a King v 12 Queens & King and 60 seconds to find a mate in one. He found one in 1.2 seconds. After that he went a bit crazy and found 5839 more.
Chuck Norris can promote a Bishop to a Cardinal.
He says that you can promote a pawn to a knight, a bishop, a rook or a queen. He knows that HE promotes pawns to Amazons, basically Queen+Knight. He also knows he doesn’t need to promote pawns since they automatically morph into Thanoses once they hit the 3rd rank or above.
@Martin_Werner: Actually, he promotes Bishops to Seraphim
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