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𝕽𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖒 𝕻𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖔𝖓

I am bored with nothing to do you can advertise your teams to me or talk about anything through PM. lichess.org/team/vanguard-rivals Sorry if I blocked anyone. Tell me in my teams if I blocked you.

FIDE rating: 602

In a galaxy far far away

Singapore

Member since Jul 25, 2019

Active

Game completion rate: 97%

Time spent playing: 13 days, 14 hours and 12 minutes

Time on TV: 4 hours and 53 minutes

Lichess I%CC%B5%CC%A1%CC%9B%CD%94%CD%8E%CC%AA%CD%9A%CC%A3%CD%87%CC%AF%CC%AA%CD%8E%CD%89%CC%AC%CC%AB%CC%B1%CC%98%CC%97%CC%B3%CC%A0%CD%9A%CC%AF%CC%85%CC%91%CC%BF%CC%91%CC%8D%CC%BF%CC%8A%CC%BF%CC%92%CC%84%CD%91%CC%90%CC%80%CC%87%CC%83%CC%BE%CC%87%CC%89%CC%95%CD%9D%20%CC%B4%CC%9B%CD%89%CC%9E%CC%AF%CC%8C%CD%9B%CC%87%CC%83%CC%8B%CD%8A%C4%81%CC%B8%CC%A2%CC%A9%CD%88%CC%9C%CC%99%CC%B9%CD%8E%CD%99%CD%8D%CD%95%CC%A3%CC%A5%CD%89%CC%91%CC%88%CD%90%CC%8D%CD%86%CC%8F%CD%90%CC%8A%CD%97%CC%95%CD%9C%CD%9Dm%CC%B8%CC%A2%CC%A8%CC%9B%CD%87%CC%A6%CD%89%CC%AE%CD%9A%CC%96%CC%B9%CC%A3%CC%AE%CD%94%CD%88%CC%B2%CD%99%CC%B1%CC%97%CC%A4%CC%98%CC%8A%CC%81%CC%83%CC%87%CC%81%CC%87%CC%8B%CC%8E%CD%8A%CC%8C%CC%BF%CC%81%CC%93%CC%8C%CD%8C%CC%85%CD%90%CC%8D%CD%A0%20%CC%B6%CC%A1%CC%A7%CC%9B%CD%99%CC%A9%CC%A6%CC%B9%CC%B3%CD%8E%CC%9C%CC%9C%CC%B9%CC%AD%CC%AE%CC%B1%CC%A6%CC%A4%CD%94%CC%B3%CD%82%CC%93%CC%BD%CC%88%CC%81%CD%8C%CC%8D%CD%8B%CC%BE%CC%8A%CC%8E%CC%82%CC%BE%CD%91%CC%83%CC%84%CD%82%CC%80%CC%91%CC%81%CC%92%CD%98V%CC%B8%CC%9C%CC%A6%CC%A6%CD%99%CC%88%CC%81%CC%86%CC%80%CD%82%CC%8D%CC%8D%CC%91%CD%8B%CD%9D%C4%99%CC%B4%CC%A7%CC%A2%CC%AD%CC%9D%CC%AE%CD%88%CC%BA%CC%AD%CD%89%CC%A4%CC%AD%CC%B0%CC%AF%CC%99%CC%A3%CC%AA%CC%A5%CC%9D%CC%AA%CC%AB%CC%B3%CC%B0%CC%96%CC%93%CC%92%CC%88%CC%81%CC%8D%CC%93%CC%8A%CC%8F%CD%8B%CD%86%CC%87%CC%85%CC%8A%CC%90%CC%8D%CD%8C%CD%9B%CC%80%CD%9Dr%CC%B8%CD%93%CC%A5%CC%A6%CD%95%CD%93%CD%96%CC%BF%CC%93%CC%8E%CD%92%CD%9B%CC%94%CC%8E%CC%81%CD%8C%CD%8A%CD%8C%CC%95%CD%98%E1%BA%97%CC%B4%CD%89%CD%8E%CD%9A%CC%A4%CC%AF%CC%99%CC%81%CC%8C%CC%86%CD%86%CD%8A%CC%87%CC%89%CC%80%CD%97%CC%82%CC%8C%CD%90%CC%83%CC%80%CC%88%CC%81%CD%8B%CC%94%C6%A1%CC%B6%CC%A7%CC%AE%CC%B9%CC%A3%CD%94%CC%AA%CC%84%CC%80%CC%8A%CD%92%CC%81%CC%8D%CC%89%CC%89%CC%91%CC%80%CC%88%CC%81%CD%9B%CD%85%E1%B9%8B%CC%B7%CC%9B%CC%99%CC%AB%CD%95%CD%87%CC%9F%CC%AC%CC%96%CC%98%CC%9F%CD%8D%CD%89%CC%AF%CC%9F%CC%84%CC%8D%CC%88%CC%8A%CC%91%CC%80%CC%81%CC%8F%CC%80%CC%85%CD%8B%CD%9B%CD%86%CC%BE%CC%93%CC%81%CC%90%CC%8D%CC%8B%CC%90%CD%92%CD%98%CD%9C%CD%9D%CD%9D%C7%A7%CC%B8%CD%99%CC%AD%CD%8E%CC%9F%CD%93%CC%AE%CD%91%CC%92%CC%93%CD%82%CC%86%CC%92%CC%8E%CC%BE%CD%9B%CD%91%CC%81%CC%8B%CD%86%CC%93%CC%87%CC%80%CD%85%E1%B8%A9%CC%B6%CC%A7%CC%9B%CD%99%CD%96%CC%BA%CC%B3%CD%8E%CC%B2%CC%9C%CC%99%CC%B0%CD%8E%CC%AF%CC%9E%CC%A5%CC%BB%CD%89%CC%9F%CD%8E%CD%94%CC%98%CC%BA%CC%9E%CC%93%CC%8A%CD%8C%CC%88%CC%81%CC%80%CC%8F%CC%8D%CC%88%CC%81%CD%8B%CD%92%CC%8F%CD%92%CD%8B%CC%8B%CC%93%CD%86%CC%BD%CC%95%CD%85e%CC%B4%CC%9C%CC%A9%CC%AD%CC%B9%CC%9E%CC%BB%CD%95%CC%B2%CD%8E%CD%89%CC%BF%CC%8D%CC%88%CC%81%CC%93%CC%82%CC%90%CC%8Fn%CC%B5%CC%A2%CC%A8%CD%8D%CC%B1%CD%93%CC%BA%CC%AD%CC%A5%CC%99%CC%A5%CC%B0%CD%9B%CD%92%CC%8D%CC%86%CC%82%CC%91%CC%91%CC%88%CC%81%CD%8C%CC%92%CC%90%CD%91%CD%8B%CC%8C%CC%8D%CC%88%CC%BF%CC%89%CD%97%CC%94%CC%95%CC%95%CC%95%CC%95%CD%A0%CD%85

Mar 8, 2021

1 win21 losses

Played 22 UltraBullet games156411

3 wins3 losses

Played 6 Bullet games18445

4 losses

Played 4 King of the Hill games177938

1 win2 losses

Played 3 Three-check games16774

1 win2 losses

Played 3 Atomic games14063

1 loss

Played 1 Blitz game

1 loss

Played 1 Horde game158812

1 loss

Played 1 Rapid game

1 win

Played 1 Crazyhouse game148518

Posted 1 message in Happy Women's day.

Happy women's day but Judith Polgar has only 46 followers.

Posted 1 message in Bug problem

I know so annoying why does the server keep crashing!

Posted 1 message in Y'know. Being autistic is very hard for some

Autism is a personality as autism does make it hard for some people at certain things. But they are better at other thi…

Posted 1 message in Game: Give a name to this octopus (or squid)!

Octopusy.

Posted 1 message in Demon asteroid the size of eiffel tower coming!

@CreativeThinking #2 you are supposed to think creatively. What if it hit the moon and the moon hit earth?

Posted 2 messages in Favorite Snacks

@cr7ronaldo2008 of course I would say yes.

@jm9966 they don't sell that at Walmart.

Posted 1 message in Some facts

@UWDavid yes I know the URL name is generated by the rickroll website thing. Thisworldthesedays

Played 2 moves in 2 correspondence games

Game vs heyucatchthis (1522)
Game vs Somebody457 (1499)

Mar 7, 2021

Highscore: 29

Played one run of Puzzle Storm

27 wins20 losses

Played 47 Bullet games184934

14 wins18 losses

Played 32 Chess960 games150267

2 wins4 losses

Played 6 Atomic games140910

4 wins1 loss

Played 5 King of the Hill games18174

3 wins

Played 3 Blitz games18438

3 wins

Played 3 Three-check games168140

1 win1 loss

Played 2 Classical games18549

1 loss

Played 1 UltraBullet game

1 win

Played 1 Antichess game13742

1 loss

Played 1 Horde game16008

1 loss

Played 1 Crazyhouse game146735

Posted 4 messages in Am I evil?

@clousems Is evil!
@CreativeThinking Once I was so sad about forums I wanted to close my account and escape all the sadness and pain.
 I wa…
@CreativeThinking that was in 2019 when my enemies were clousems bunyip and p-wnattack and my only ally was jaychamp.
 N…
@CreativeThinking being creative is being cringe.

Posted 1 message in I wonder...

There are many me. There are some me one second ahead of me and some one second behind. There are infinite me.

Posted 2 messages in Homepage link doesn't work

Yes there was an issue created for that.

https://lichess.org/forum/lichess-feedback/bug-lichessorg-on-mobile

Posted 1 message in Why indian Lichess Player so friendly?

They are friendly.

Posted 5 messages in I am back

Not very popular are you?
 Usually these I am back threads would have like 100 replies in a minute for very popular peop…
@Virat_Kholi Good Luck.
 Nobody here knows you so starting a team is harder.
Unless @catask says he is back.
@shadow1414 a very big fuss was made when he closed.
 If he made a I am back thread people would welcome him.
 But some …
@shadow1414 about 20+ threads were made.

Posted 1 message in hoi fweindz!!1

@Dah_HappyH0ppyHorsi3 YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA JUSZT NWO I IZ USES HO/SIES KILL OPOOPNENT!!

Posted 1 message in stop hating asian

@ryan121 Asians are hated by Asians. Which is why they made a milk tea alliance: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_Te…

Posted 1 message in Post your favorite song+s

My favourite is Never going to give you up. I cannot post the link here or people might hate me for rickrolling them.

Posted 1 message in Plack /\ pink

Why is that song so weird.

Posted 1 message in If a duck was a chess piece, how would it move?

Waddle Waddle Waddle

Posted 1 message in Got 23 plus points even If I lost and He is 18 points smaller then me

@AHEEMAS you can choose which rating you can play not earn. #1 @KanavM Either he started playing only or he did not…

Posted 1 message in Have you ever beaten a 2000?

But I am a 2000. I beat an IM once. I also beat a 2440 player.

Posted 1 message in My 1000th comment special

It says 999 posts found. Oof. https://lichess.org/forum/search?text=user%3Apointlesswindows

Posted 5 messages in Stop calling people TROLL

Trolls against clousems.
@permutatio Correct your English.
Most of them are unborn.
@sabutuma Internet trolls.
@or_else Is a troll! Hahahahahaha you are now a troll.

Posted 1 message in How can scratch projects be sent out so players can try.

Just unshare it.

Posted 1 message in Favorite Snacks

Curry Puff.

Posted 1 message in Does BMI only specify overweight?

I am severely severely overweight for an unborn person.

Posted 1 message in I missed mate in one in chess CAPTCHA.

BOTs can play better chess than you. But they never learned the simple skill of how to click on a captcha.

Posted 2 messages in BUG - lichess.org on mobile

For some reason it works for me on mobile. Maybe it is the browser.

@Sambhavnikku No I tried again it does not work for phone or iPad.

Played 2 moves in 2 correspondence games

Game vs heyucatchthis (1522)
Game vs Dah_HappyH0ppyHorsi3 (1520?)

Gained 2 new followers

post3737, Baran2008

Hosted 1 simultaneous exhibition

simul by Vertonghen2 wins

Competed in 2 tournaments

Ranked #5 (top 35%) with 2 games in Hourly Three-check Arena

Ranked #27 (top 72%) with 1 game in Hourly Antichess Arena

Competed in 1 swiss tournament

Ranked #25 in 30 Years 30 Seconds 30 Games

Mar 6, 2021

1 win3 losses

Played 4 Bullet games181510

Posted 1 message in How do you make a course

Wait what?? What kind of game analysis is that? That is basically his social media accounts not chess openings.

Posted 1 message in @Swapneel1 is imitating me

If you bought that image/took that photo you can ask him to take it down. @Thenightfury_70585 If he did not do anythi…

Posted 1 message in Jumped from 1720 to 1850 in 3 days 🤭

Looks like you prayed to both Horsey and Jumpsey.

Posted 1 message in My new jokes!

A zombie musician.

Posted 1 message in Bug with my friend.

Maybe he tricked you because he was scared of losing to you?

Posted 1 message in hello

Hello @DolphinMan why don't you talk to @fishnotadish2 in fish language?

Posted 1 message in This player blocked me for no reason

It always happens. Nothing abnormal about this. One guy even told me he will starve to death if I didn't join his team…

Posted 1 message in That is weird

How did you check how many people checked?

Posted 1 message in Different apps on mobile

So many chess.

Posted 1 message in What is the purpose of a "rickroll"?

Lichess is never going to give you up. Lichess is never going to let you down. Lichess is never going to delete your a…

Posted 1 message in what is the weirdest stories tha happened in your life?

You were sleeping for three days?

Posted 1 message in Thing

✅ A descriptive title: “Tournaments Feature Request: Variant = From position" ❌ “Help” , “Bug”, “bye bye” , “bullet” …

Posted 2 messages in stop hating asian

Milk tea alliance! China is the odd one out!!! China is the only Asian country that does not use milk in their tea.

@Ak888 He said words war not world war.

Posted 1 message in How...?

Closed account -1 member. Kicked himself out -1 member. 0 members is very common. -1 members happens when they close …

Played 6 moves in 6 correspondence games

Game vs abel123456789 (1500?)
Game vs Somebody457 (1499)
Game vs BOT fibonachi (2727)
Game vs heyucatchthis (1522)
Game vs AghilJram (1242?)
Game vs Dah_HappyH0ppyHorsi3 (1520?)

Gained 2 new followers

Pi_Addict111, Fmuror02_is_back

Joined 1 team

Mikhail Tal 's chess fans.

Mar 5, 2021

4 wins1 draw4 losses

Played 9 Bullet games18251

4 wins

Played 4 Rapid games204718

1 loss

Played 1 Three-check game16415

1 win

Played 1 Blitz game18357

Posted 6 messages in Discussing with opponent in OTB match is cheating?

I was wondering if it was an official rule if you could propose takebacks in rated OTB matches.
 My friend once did that…
@petri999 Maybe arbiters saw my friend but decided to turn a blind eye. (They made a big commotion but were not stopped.…
@tpr No it really is true PM me for his real name.
 It was correction taped off.
@tpr I can tell you the whole story and even the game and names of both opponents.
 I can't PM because you do not accept…
@tpr It was rapid therefore only the score slip had to be submitted.( There was no carbon paper )
@tpr I said only the score slip had to be submitted players could keep the recording.
 
 It was in 2017 rapid U10. I was…

Posted 1 message in What do you like to do in your spare time?

I hang out with MY brother not yours.

Posted 1 message in Avoid playing opponents with poor internet connection in bullet

Not possible.

Posted 1 message in Your favorite flavor of cake

Ice Cream cake.

Posted 1 message in What's the funniest thing that happened to you at a tournament?

I was playing a game but my opponent checkmated me the exact same time he timed out. The clocked was flagged but he che…

Posted 1 message in How to Beat A Grandmaster

I know!! Rickroll him!

Posted 1 message in What do you do when you're sad?

I will talk to horsey.

Posted 1 message in Did it harm you?

Perhaps don’t make this thread.

Posted 2 messages in "Follow me for a follow back" is annoying

f4f?

@Justin_Wen I meant the f4f plane. Grumman F4F Wildcat: https://imgur.com/WFPGWcy

Posted 1 message in I'm in freaking love, please help!

Talk to your parents.

Posted 1 message in is cheaters can play bullet?

Or maybe he lost to Penguin and suddenly got inspired to play as well as him and started using chess computer assistance.

Posted 1 message in today is my birthday

Happy Unbirthday! Some forumers will still remember that joke from a year ago.

Posted 1 message in Maths

lol

Posted 1 message in If I get 100 dislikes I will teach a random person who posted how to t…

99 dislikes!!

Posted 1 message in The Legend of german 11

Maybe there are 11 people playing?

Posted 1 message in How many players in Lichess?

@Alexanderlifegem 62,000 active right now but in total it is millions.

Played 1 move in 1 correspondence game

Game vs heyucatchthis (1522)

Gained 3 new followers

LeonardoOchoaG, heyucatchthis, kertandidi

Competed in 2 tournaments

Ranked #140 (top 18%) with 3 games in Hourly Rapid Arena

Ranked #10 (top 83%) with 1 game in VARDHAN 3 CHECK 3 Team Battle

Mar 4, 2021

Highscore: 25

Played 2 runs of Puzzle Storm

1 win

Played 1 Bullet game18261

1 loss

Played 1 Chess960 game143550

Posted 2 messages in Souls

I watched it the day of release.

It was very touching.

Posted 1 message in Music

Rick Astley will never give you up.

Posted 1 message in Lichess forums re-ordered?

His rightful place!

Posted 1 message in how can I delete past tournament from a team?

You cannot.

Posted 1 message in Too many requests. Please retry in a moment

It happens to that Lichess can ensure that nobody spams.

Posted 2 messages in Lichess Feedback is higher than Game Analysis?

I wonder why Lichess Feedback is higher than Game Analysis in Lichess forums. Anyone knows why?

@Mantram_Patel Most informative answer ever. You have enlightened me on this issue and have helped me realise the purpos…

Posted 1 message in Puzzle Storm career is finished

Absolutely amazing.

Posted 1 message in BOT

I have two BOTs.

Posted 1 message in Please Help!

https://lichess.org/page/forum-etiquette Read he first paragraph.

Posted 1 message in Whats your best Puzzle Storm highscore? And whats your opinion?

@Sarg0n That is insane.

Posted 5 messages in Who is your favourite forumer

@tpr @tcf_namelecc
@Ak888 this is the second time he closed it means he is gone forever.
@Mantram_Patel Oh yes I totally forgot him!
 Thanks for reminding me!
That is the other creativethinking.
@tpr has great ratings many games many posts!
 He should get an award for being an all-rounder!

Posted 1 message in i think of this ...................................

It is FIDE official.

Posted 2 messages in Feature request: search by opening

Advanced search.

https://lichess.org/games/search

Posted 1 message in Maths

@FarafinaMathsCenter Can I sell you some meth? It is a very good enhancement drug! (Just kidding don’t believe me)

Posted 4 messages in Bot

Don't ask for follows.
 But you are using easychess disable server stockfish.
@challenger360 do not ask for a follow.
 You should have been clearer about that in post #1.
@Thenightfury_70585 he edited it out.
@challenger360 You should have said "edited".
 I got unnecessary criticism as I was mistaken for mistakenly accusing you.

Posted 1 message in Do you guys like planes?

@Yousuf_Haitham He jumps higher than planes.

Posted 2 messages in Help!!

@Diaconu_Teodora That was a very intellectual conversation I was having with @abjayan . We were trying to see who has t…

WAR!!!!!!!

Posted 1 message in Question

https://lichess.org/@/ventoxicarbon active 2 days ago but still green dot.

Posted 1 message in lichess.org

Lichess is my online home.

Posted 1 message in In this forum you have to talk in armenian only.

այ տղերք այս ֆորումում պետք է խոսել միայն հայերեն: Ինձ չի հետաքրքրում, եթե դուք օգտագործում եք google translate: Ես հենց…

Posted 1 message in If you saw an old lady being beaten up by some buff 25 year olds, what…

Help the 25 year olds beat up the old lady. Then walk away to help the old lady go to Walmart. Afterwards call cops to s…

Played 2 moves in 2 correspondence games

Game vs AghilJram (1242?)
Game vs Dah_HappyH0ppyHorsi3 (1520?)

Gained 4 new followers

MARCOFLORES, george_mcgeorge, INCOGNITO18, Diaconu_Teodora

Mar 3, 2021

Posted 1 message in Free hugs?

I would give that sign a free hug.

Posted 1 message in Horsey is so tough...

He died 10 years ago but death never had the courage to tell him.

Posted 2 messages in my thread got removed for a a tupid reason.

Tupid! You all are tupid!

Cupid is tupid.

Posted 1 message in Need A tip

f4f is bad.

Posted 1 message in what do you call a fianchettoed knight?

Horsey .

Posted 1 message in Found this, now I can't stop laughing.

@Goh-Kang-Ning-2009 https://i.imgur.com/h1QAiyg.jpg LOL that's funny

Posted 2 messages in !؟!؟?

!؟!؟?

Posted 1 message in I learn to cook just now

Uncle Roger

Posted 1 message in hoi fweindz!!1

YAYAYA! Horsey 4evar!

Posted 1 message in how to sleep quick?

Read the book World War Z.

Posted 2 messages in What means "Time on TV"?

@David-K @Deadban @Cedur216 @VelociraptorRex No it is the time people spend watching you games through your account.

@Cedur216 No I tried it actually worked I can farm TV time.

Posted 1 message in Seriously people, come on

This is not funny.

Played 4 moves in 4 correspondence games

Game vs abel123456789 (1500?)
Game vs AghilJram (1242?)
Game vs Somebody457 (1499)
Game vs Dah_HappyH0ppyHorsi3 (1520?)

Gained 3 new followers

saarishm, Xeyyam_Ahmadov_2014, aarav_bh

Mar 2, 2021

Posted 1 message in wat

I know I saw that.

Posted 3 messages in Is my BOT a living thing?

One hour ago I saw my BOT had a green dot and was online. I thought maybe my brother was using it or something.
 Then I …
@Yousuf_Haitham Maybe it turns online when declining challenges because I set it to make sure it does not accept any cha…
My BOT made a team on it's own accord.
 JK

Posted 1 message in Claiming

I claim Neptune! https://lichess.org/forum/team-solar-system-50/claim-objects#2

Posted 1 message in All Horsey!

@X-LORD_NecrodeR-X Give credit.

Posted 1 message in there iza morez wazmatz :)

Walmart should be closed.

Posted 1 message in Forum Posts?

4165th post.

Posted 1 message in Chesscom premium

@selfbrain No this is not philosophical. It is a fact.

Posted 1 message in Who Wants A Profile GIF?

@Vertonghen