What's the most stupid thing you ever did?

@AsDaGo said in #6:

Once I replied to a forum post that was more than a week old, revealing that I have nothing better to do than look through old forum posts on Lichess.
I have nothing better to do than to actually read the Terms and Conditions when I download an app.

@ColorParrot said in #20:

In 2016, I told my dad to vote for Trump because I thought Trump meant champ
It actually means "chump."

@Re_Toip said in #27:

Eat pizza with pineapple
That is a serious culinary offense.

@IamPenguinToo said in #35:

Wake up at 5am FOR NO REASON ;-;
i do that everyday to study

My brother asked me to tickle him,I spanked him instead.

Coming on to this Earth. Also, believing Trump wouldn't be so horrendous.

@MahanthGannu said in #33:

One time at recess, I thought it would be genius to jump off the swing at the highest point. I was like, 'I’m basically a superhero, this is going to look awesome.' So I launched myself into the air like I was in an action movie... and immediately realized I had no plan for landing. I hit the ground like a potato falling off a shelf—arms flailing, legs spaghetti, total chaos. I didn’t cry, but I did roll around dramatically like I was in slow motion. My friends ran over like, 'Dude, are you okay?' and I said, 'I think I forgot how gravity works.' I got up, covered in dust, and the teacher just said, 'Maybe stick to flying in video games.' Lesson learned: swings are fun, but I’m not Spider-Man.

One time I asked ChatGPT for a funny response to a Lichess forum post.

@codingmasterggg said in #57:

One time I asked ChatGPT for a funny response to a Lichess forum post.

That happened to me but I used chat GPT to make it better

I tore my house apart looking for my phone.
I found it. In my hand.

Now before y'all say a lot of people do this, I was using the phone's flashlight to help me look in dark places.