I mean, this is my current formula.
-Introduce my self, formal all the way, ask them how is their day
-Use some conversation starters from the internet
-Find some things that we share, and chat for a while
-Say something funny in a joking manner, conceal my team name in it
-chat for a while
-Plead them to join my team
-Add "thanks in advance" so they feel guilty lol
It has served me good, but it is now time for a new generation.
Any ideas people?
@littlejennywren
This is not a joking matter, I am serious for once.
@ultramuddish, oh ok
@ultramuddish Make a joke, but don't search ''What should i say''.
But seriously, making a joke is a good option.Also your jokes should be unbiased.
For example:
If you say ''Kosovo is Serbia '' when talking with a Serbian Guy,he will say 'Haha,agree'. But if you say it to a Kosovon Guy,he gonna block you.
people- hi, join my team....-------
me- what
people- follow for follow
me- really
Common!!!
That's true.
@dumbbells Isn't it cmeon or come on instead of common?
Because commom means ordinary.
But yeah i agree with you.
Read this poem fully...
“Will you walk into my parlor?” said the spider to the fly;
“’Tis the prettiest little parlor that ever you did spy.
The way into my parlor is up a winding stair,
And I have many pretty things to show when you are there.”
“O no, no,” said the little fly, “to ask me is in vain,
For who goes up your winding stair can ne’er come down again.”
“I’m sure you must be weary, dear, with soaring up so high;
Will you rest upon my little bed?” said the spider to the fly.
“There are pretty curtains drawn around, the sheets are fine and thin,
And if you like to rest awhile, I’ll snugly tuck you in.”
“O no, no,” said the little fly, “for I’ve often heard it said,
They never, never wake again, who sleep upon your bed.”
Said the cunning spider to the fly, “Dear friend, what shall I do,
To prove the warm affection I’ve always felt for you?
I have within my pantry good store of all that’s nice;
I’m sure you’re very welcome; will you please to take a slice?”
“O no, no,” said the little fly, “kind sir, that cannot be;
I’ve heard what’s in your pantry, and I do not wish to see.”
“Sweet creature!” said the spider, “You’re witty and you’re wise!
How handsome are your gauzy wings, how brilliant are your eyes!
I have a little looking-glass upon my parlor shelf,
If you’ll step in one moment, dear, you shall behold yourself.”
“I thank you, gentle sir,” she said, “for what you’re pleased to say,
And bidding you good-morning now, I’ll call another day.”
The spider turned him round about, and went into his den,
For well he knew the silly fly would soon be back again:
So he wove a subtle web, in a little corner sly,
And set his table ready to dine upon the fly.
Then he came out to his door again, and merrily did sing
“Come hither, hither, pretty fly, with the pearl and silver wing:
Your robes are green and purple; there’s a crest upon your head;
Your eyes are like the diamond bright, but mine are dull as lead.”
Alas, alas! how very soon this silly little fly,
Hearing his wily flattering words, came slowly flitting by.
With buzzing wings she hung aloft, then near and nearer drew
Thinking only of her brilliant eyes, and green and purple hue;
Thinking only of her crested head — poor foolish thing! At last,
Up jumped the cunning spider, and fiercely held her fast.
He dragged her up his winding stair, into his dismal den,
Within his little parlor; but she ne’er came out again!
And now, dear little children, who may this story read,
To idle, silly, flattering words, I pray you ne’er give heed;
Unto an evil counselor close heart, and ear, and eye,
And take a lesson from this tale of the Spider and the Fly.
~ Mary Howitt
Don’t be like the spider to the flies.
both @AOOP09 XD
Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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