If they forget your birthday, forget the day they die - easy as.
Nothing, i dont remember it myself sometimes. Like this year.
I beat them senseless. It's only happened once. Word gets around.
Make sure you tell them everyday in the month leading up to your birthday it's your birthday soon xxx
Imaginary Scenery, never happened to me before
Guy - It's my birthday, I hope everyone remembers
Mom - Get ready for school
Guy - *thought* I hoped the first thing she would say was happy birthday
Mom - Are you getting out or should I drag you
Guy - It's a really important day
Mom - To you, but I don't know
Guy- *goes to school*
Teacher - Today v r visiting an NGO to give away some things of our own
Guy - Mom acted sus today
*THEY REACH THE NGO*
Guy - Sees woman at the counter staring at him
Guy - *walks up* Why are you staring at me so happily
Woman - oH, YoU uSeD tO LiVe HeRe UnTiL a KiNd LaDy CaMe To AdOpT U
Guy - Is her name Yrev Toh Rorebb by any chance
Woman - YeS
Guy - I just caught the international thief the police have been looking for 5 years
Woman - NO ONE---
Guy - Buys cake with blazing candles *reaches home*
Mom - What the hell?
Guy - You didn't remember my birthday Yrev Toh Rorebb, now share in the pain
Ka-Me-Ha-Me-CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
i know i wasted twenty minutes to write this shitty story
@Krishan2102 said in #1:
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i just... OF COURSE ANYBODY'S BDAY IS BEIENG FORGOT SO HELL BE SAD SO I
nonsense question
@Krishan2102 said in #1:
> title
Forget their birthday or the next time you meet them Kick they very hard in the.. Well you know. Ah! That's what I did when my friends forgot my birthday!
@MasterOvFan said in #34:
> 13= teenager
Not really. I know quite some 13 yr old and they practically behave like kids, but ok, tht is Ur opinion
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