Trying to think of a totally inane subject for a pointless thread.

I know it's not original, but an in-depth discussion of the North-ness of North

@clousems
Correct..certainly not original.But equally as certainly it carries a degree of inanity.But indubitably it's strength lies in the utter pointlessness of discussing a self-explanatory concept.

7.5

I looked for a parking spot not under the big overhanging tree. One spot was left just beyond the end of the tree limb tips so I grabbed it. I came back to my car several hours later. There was a fresh 5 cm bird dropping in the middle of the front car window. The bird's meal had consisted of some purple seeded berries.

@morphyms1817

Your precise measurement of the diameter and pin-point positioning of a piece of bird shit impressed the judges.
Your forensic in situ analysis of said bird shit impressed them as well.
You would have scored higher if you had specified the time of day and the compass bearing of the alignment of your vehicle.
*editor's suggestion sentence #3 "I came back to my (insert color) car..."

7.6

My wife just went to the shops to buy some wrapping paper to wrap something in.It is a child's present.The weather is nice.

@clousems Or for that natter, the south-ness of south.

#226 Really inane...7.3

My wife just got back from the shops.

@obladie
#225
The Vintner's panel marveled at clarification of the wrapping paper's utility, thus eliminating the .0009307% possibility of the wrapping paper roll being joined to two lenses and an eyepiece to be a homemade telescope.

7.2

@obladie @morphyms1817 How deep can a pan be before it becomes a pot?

#226 (,#227)
"Or for that natter, the south-ness of south."

The south-ness of south; there must be creative potential there.

"The magical creatures' lair would be found by six days journey south-ness of south."