Santa Jokes

Who drinks a bottle of beer in every house ?

@CSKA_Moscou said in #2:
> Who drinks a bottle of beer in every house ?
me

Story is he eats everyone's cookies at night.

Jo Santa so fat

@CSKA_Moscou said in #2:
> Who drinks a bottle of beer in every house ?

Oh, so THAT'S why Santa doesn't visit my house anymore - It's an alcohol-free zone.

@CSKA_Moscou said in #2:
> Who drinks a bottle of beer in every house ?
alcoholics

@Vihaan_the_Gder said in #6:
> alcoholics

*Alconaut

@NeuralGnat said in #5:
> Oh, so THAT'S why Santa doesn't visit my house anymore - It's an alcohol-free zone.

not even a little medical or household alcohol ?

@CSKA_Moscou said in #7:
> *Alconaut
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> not even a little medical or household alcohol ?

If you're going to get picky about it: 70% rubbing (isopropyl) alcohol for general cleaning, and for cleaning PC stuff, 91% and 99% isopropyl alcohol. But I wouldn't recommend Santa drink any of that. His "Ho, Ho, Ho's" would quickly turn to "Oh, Oh, Oh's"...

@NeuralGnat said in #8:
> If you're going to get picky about it: 70% rubbing (isopropyl) alcohol for general cleaning, and for cleaning PC stuff, 91% and 99% isopropyl alcohol. But I wouldn't recommend Santa drink any of that. His "Ho, Ho, Ho's" would quickly turn to "Oh, Oh, Oh's"...
lol i think we've found the ruler of Santa jokes

With regard to #9, @Vihaan_the_Gder is found to be willing to share credit and praise with others.

Good show! The world needs more people like that.