@Blaque-Raven said in #7:
Meet Elsa, a 20-year-old who has an unusual obsession. She drinks milk like it's her super power - whole, skim, almond, oat, you name it
If it's in liquid form and comes from a cow or a nut, it's fair game. Her fridge looks like a dairy aisle in a grocery store.. cartons of milk in every shade of white, and a shelf full of milk alternatives that she swears are "just as good." But the truth is, she believes there's nothing better than the original, whole milk. It fuels her life, especially when she’s staring at her phone screen, engaging in her other obsession: bullet chess
Her chess rating? A solid 2100. That’s right. Elsa is a bullet chess freak on her mobile, dominating opponents with the speed of a caffeinated squirrel. She plays at lightning speed, making moves so fast that even her phone has started to develop a slight inferiority complex. If you blink, you miss it. And every time she wins (which is often), she rewards herself with a glass of milk. It’s her ritual
Her friends have started calling her "The Milk Queen" because, well, she once drank an entire liter during a particularly intense 10-minute blitz session. She doesn’t just play chess for the wins; she plays for the thrill. “It’s like the perfect storm,” she explains. “Fast moves, fast thinking, and fast milk breaks. It’s all about the adrenaline!”
In addition to her milk-drinking and chess-playing skills, Elsa has another passion.. pineapple on pizza. She knows the world doesn’t approve, but that hasn’t stopped her. Pineapple belongs on pizza, end of story. Whenever a pizza night is happening, she’s the first one to ask, “Are we getting pineapple?” Her friends roll their eyes, but she remains undeterred, proudly devouring her sweet-and-savory slice like it’s the most normal thing in the world
But Elsa’s not all about chess and dairy. She's an overprotective big sister to her younger sibling, John. Elsa's overprotectiveness knows no bounds. John once tried to ride a bike without a helmet at age 15, and Elsa nearly had a panic attack. “You’ll get brain damage, John! It’s too dangerous!” she yelled, holding a helmet over his head like it was the Holy Grail
When she’s not battling strangers on chess apps or ensuring John’s safety in the most absurd ways, Elsa loves binge-watching YouTube shorts. She spends hours scrolling through an endless stream of one-minute videos, from cats doing parkour to food hacks she’ll never try. "Oh, look at this one!" she exclaims, pausing a video of a guy making a chocolate-covered watermelon. "That’s genius! But I bet it would taste better with pineapple." John often has to drag her away from her phone when it’s time for family dinners
Despite her quirks, Elsa is actually adored by everyone who knows her. She’s open-minded and friendly, always making new friends wherever she goes, especially in online chess forums. There’s no opponent too tough for her, and she’s quick to share advice with newcomers. “It’s all about the clock,” she says in her best chess guru voice. “If you beat the clock, you’ve already won half the battle.” And if anyone asks, in person, she’ll happily offer them a glass of milk to sip while they’re learning the ropes
So, if you ever run into Elsa at a local café, don’t be surprised if she’s sipping milk from a tall glass while racing through a game of bullet chess. And, of course, there’s a pineapple pizza slice somewhere nearby, waiting for her to enjoy it like the controversial hero she is
..Alright, that's enough bullshit. Please keep in mind that this is purely fictional, though there may be people out here with similar behavioral traits!
did you draw this??


