Let's write a story

@CSKA_Moscou said in #10:

When i wrote it, we were at #5
Oh, ok!

@TheChessMango said in #11:

Oh, ok!

Then, ignore my #8, I'm gonna continue the canon story from #9.

When he finally woke up, his head hurt a lot and visions swam by. He struggled to bring his thoughts together and when he finally did, he noticed that he was lying at the end of a cave. Daylight shone from the entrance of the cave. Not thinking of anything else, Nordin got up and ran towards the entrance of the cave, only to be stopped by some kind of invisible barrier. The barrier felt quite solid, but, transparent. It was not like glass, which you could understand existed in front of a person. This was just, plain invisibleness, in short.

After three or four attempts to cross this invisible wall, Nordin sits down and begins to think about how he could have ended up in such a situation. It was beyond rationality, he didn't know how long he had been there, yet he was neither hungry nor thirsty and didn't feel anything after trying to cross this invisible barrier.

Somehow, he existed, because when he pinched the tip of his nose, he sneezed, leaving a trace of on a rock, which he contemplated for a long time.

Suddenly, a loud, heavenly boomed from somewhere unseen: "Such a young soul, so eager to escape." Nordin jumped, scared. He asked: "Wh- Who are you?" The voice said: "I am Azrael, the God of Death". Now Nordin was even more scared. He asked, shaking: "What do you want with me?" Azrael said: "Many have come to this cave, caught by my pet wolf, Gargamel, but none have gone out alive. Now–" But, was interrupted by Nordin, who had recovered from his initial shock, saying: "Why?" Azrael's voice, sounding angry, said: "Now stop interrupting me, young boy, or I won't give you a chance to even survive. Now, I will ask you a few riddles and if you get them right, I will set you free with a gift; but if you get even one wrong, I will kill you. You will have 2 minutes to think. Nordin began to think. 'If I refuse, I will die, but I if I accept the offer, at least I will get a chance to survive.' Thinking so, he accepted the offer. "Good for you", Azrael said, and began:

I can fly without wings.
I can cry without eyes.
Wherever I go, darkness follows me.
What am I?"

Nordin was stumped. He didn't know the answer. Though he liked riddles, now his life was based on one. After a lot of time (it seemed to him) and a lot of thought, he said one word: "Cloud". After saying the answer, he waited. His life hung on the thin string of that one word. Every second felt like an hour to him. Finally, the verdict came: "Correct". Nordin was overjoyed. He asked: "Can I go now?". Azrael said, laughing: "Definitely not, though I must say you are clever. Only a few have even made it to the second riddle. Nordin, who's confidence had got a big boost when he got the first one correct said: "Bring it on". And so Azrael asked him the second riddle:

A wonder on the waves, water turned to bone.
What is it?

Nordin thought again, and faster this time, said the answer: "Ice". Moments later, Azrael said again: "Correct". Then Azrael said: "You got both correct. I was not expecting that. You may go now. The reward I mentioned earlier is hidden somewhere in the forest. Find it and earn it.

Then, I ate a mango (please don't make anything bad happen lol)

but the mango had a grenade in it

@tw0_time_acc said in #15:

but the mango had a grenade in it
but then the Flying Spaghetti Monster defused the grenade to save his faithful follower @ajfang and dropped it on Azrael's head, causing him to think Nordin did it, and so, Azrael instakilled Nordin.

@ajfang said in #14:

Then, I ate a mango (please don't make anything bad happen lol)
@tw0_time_acc said in #15:
but the mango had a grenade in it
@A0Coolboycolombo said in #16:
but then the Flying Spaghetti Monster defused the grenade to save his faithful follower @ajfang and dropped it on Azrael's head, causing him to think Nordin did it, and so, Azrael instakilled Nordin.
Guys, what did I say in #1? I wanted you guys to say something that actually makes sense; this will be excluded from the story

@Sivathebest123 said in #17:

Guys, what did I say in #1? I wanted you guys to say something that actually makes sense; this will be excluded from the story
ok then it's non canon

@A0Coolboycolombo said in #18:

ok then it's non canon
I know what that's called! Apocryphal!

@WerkyWalker said in #19:

I know what that's called! Apocryphal!
Not many would understand that, but wow, that's a good one.