Let's make a fun Story, part 3

And a granny got hit by a truck...

Æ also start an Ultima Titan Chess 2.0 between Œ(OE). Finally, Æ wins and he donates for 8 times to Lichess -- He have four pair of wings in his Ultimate form -- He is still active as before.

@Jovinya said in #32:

Before dieing, he told his friend: GOIOIFOIOIJKDSLJSLKDJLDKJ GIBBERISH THAT HE FORGOT HIS DUCKY plushie at Mars
*Dieing Dying

@mang0sunr1s3 said in #33:

i cant talk abt mangoes :((((
That's OK, you can still talk about chess.

Sorry for triple post:

Æ then mastered Chinese in 3 days, and he said:

东边来了个喇嘛,
西边来了个哑巴,
喇嘛手里拎着五斤挞嘛,
哑巴腰里别着个喇叭,
别着喇叭的要用喇叭换手里拎着挞嘛的哑巴的挞嘛,
拎着挞嘛的哑巴不愿意用挞嘛换手里拎着喇叭的喇嘛的喇叭。
拎着喇叭的喇嘛用喇叭打了拎着挞嘛的哑巴,
拎着挞嘛的哑巴也用挞嘛打了拎着喇叭的喇嘛。

but so, DR Congo was angry of dissliking the club of humans at jupiter. he called the king Karakata of Calisto, Janukar of Europa (moon, not continent), Xertipedes of Ganimedes and Tia Eldorado of Io to attack Jupiter. they also get support from Putins new bomb-spaceships. but, unfornately for the conspiration, one of the spaceships ended up in a syrian dessert because the pilot, Bashar Al-Assad, was caught by an mossad agent as sent him in exile to Yerusalem. but, this liked not Putin, he maked a treaty with Hamas and starting bombing Israel with ordinary bomb plains, and more than 150.000 israelis was killed for 24 hours.

Æ's nationality is Chinese, so Æ was satisfied with Tthis news. He then invented Ultima Qi:
Same as Ultima Chess, but Chinese setup. 車 is coordinator and 炮 is immobilizer.

Also, Kepler 22-b and Kepler 452-b saw this thing. Lanüastōč(The leader of Republic of Detreos on Kepler 22-b) starts to establish a friendship between Jupiter, Saturn, Mars, and Earth. But because Xi(current leader of the PRC in this timeline, and shows only surname)'s country(PRC) is friend of Putin, so he starts a discussion between Putin. Finally, Neo-USSR established(with Stalin-c0mmunïsm).

@Jovinya said in #1:

Actually 1st one I made got out of hand, nobody knows abt mangoes in second, so thats why, i had a part 3

P.S - I made the 1st one and PLEASE DO NOT SAY A WORD ABOUT MANGOES
(They taste good tho)

Line: Once upon a time, on Jupiter....

I made the second one and it definatly got out of hand

Ganymede finally stopped the attack to Jupiter, and Xertipedes and Schröënigetsch of Titan(The 6th moon of Saturn) becomes friend, and Colombia made a Colombian Language that is very like Portuguese. Æ becomes a cyber-angel.

and then a mango came