If you could be any animal, what would you be and why?

certainly @dukedog

a duck.
as a duck you have it all: sea, land and air. Plus you can eat river weeds so dont need to bring lunch.
You can shred some waves, www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIGiZ741vZk
fly back to the top of the raid and do it again.
ducks have a life filled with ridiculous fun.

Always be yourself.

Unless you can be a duck. Then always be a duck.

Baboon, just listen to their background music
00:31 (seconds) to 00:45

youtu.be/6MOvu6YJ_HA

A Wolf.
They actually live to survive, not to watch TV 4 hours a day. And, I must admit, they are related to dogs.

P.S. They are why my username is my username.

The snow leopard has a big fat tail.
It wraps all around the world.
It need not feel estranged.
When it chases the goat down the mountain.

honey badger 'bowie"

Are you still here?
Meet the fam!
ROOM MATES
stoat ............::..'wink'
skunk .........::::. 'travish'
hedge hog ...... 'banksy'
hamster ...........'serial'
rat .............:...... 'I.E.Panic'

I will be cockroach.. in that way I can carry on with my job of spying without being told off by a teacher.
And I can eat a lot too! Get it?

Panda. Because their great cool animals. Also their lazy like me:)

@swimmerBill said in #12:
> a duck.
> as a duck you have it all: sea, land and air. Plus you can eat river weeds so dont need to bring lunch.
> You can shred some waves,
>
> fly back to the top of the raid and do it again.
> ducks have a life filled with ridiculous fun.
Speaking of ducks having fun....
imgur.com/gallery/BQacZEk