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Tucson Arizona United States

Member since 16 Jan 2020

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Time spent playing: 16 days, 9 hours

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Posted 1 message in Has anyone hired a female chess coach just to talk to a woman?
Wouldn't phone sex be much cheaper? Seriously though I can imagine a young female chess player hiring a female coach for…
Posted 1 message in should i fly to mars?
@JASKIRATSINGH One of my favorite movies,lol Good one :)
Posted 1 message in Exhausted by Real Panhandlers
I just tell them sorry ,I just use plastic I expect some day one will pull out a card swiper. I have bought a couple of …
Posted 1 message in Do you think that we will grow more and more weak? (No offense but I f…
Physically we are weaker and studies indicate cranial capacity is diminishing.
Posted 1 message in Bug report
Twice I've come back to my correspondence game to find a blank board. I've had to turn off blindfold mode even though I …
Posted 2 messages in Mysterious flying orbs over New jersey
You'd think if anything nefarious was going on the navigation lights would be turned off. Just saying.
Or rather than porn music Maybe some Roy Orbison
Posted 1 message in Made up statements of the American old west
Custer at the greasy grass Ah c'mon how many Indians could there be? Ike Clanton Aw them Earps ain't that tough Sitters …
Posted 2 messages in ? Discoveries you made this week?
I finally found my car keys 4 years after I sold the car What a relief!
Did you know Monsanto will sue you if your corn is fertilized by their corn? Thank God for farm subsidies Supporting meg…
Played 2 moves in 1 correspondence game
Game vs HerkyHawkeye (1803)

Played 11 moves in 1 correspondence game
Game vs HerkyHawkeye (1803)
Completed 1 correspondence game1 win
Victory vs HerkyHawkeye (1803)

23 wins1 loss
Solved 24 training puzzles211010
1 win
Played 1 Blitz game115530
Posted 1 message in whats your favourite oppening?
I don't have a particular favorite but I do like hypermodern for either color. I find it leads to some interesting games.
Posted 1 message in Do you have any tattoos?
Some like em Some don't I'm indifferent And I have none If you do have a tattoo what is it?
Posted 1 message in should i fly to mars?
Sure Bring me back a candy bar ;)
Posted 1 message in Essence of Being
@ganjamojo Interesting I'm obsessed with the subject of nothingness.
Posted 1 message in Who is the oldest player on Lichess?
Heck guys I'm just glad not to be the oldest though I guess it could be construed as a mark of resilience, persistence a…
Posted 1 message in How do you recognize wisdom here in off-topic?
I always liked the statement " the beginning of wisdom is to recognize your own ignorance " As to wisdom in lichess I've…
Posted 1 message in Tough life of a parent
I have heard it said that grandchildren are your parents revenge upon you. Spoil 'em rotten and send 'em home. :)
Posted 1 message in What are the best aspects of femininity?
@Noflaps In the words of Greg Allman " I'm no angel"
Posted 1 message in What is better, Lichess website or Lichess App?
Website
Played 7 moves in 1 correspondence game
Game vs HerkyHawkeye (1803)

Posted 1 message in we are on kandy now!(:
@Thenaratica Sri Lanka? Good for you :) Why so ?
Posted 1 message in Do you like the Blues?
I'm just sitting watching some YouTube videos and I have to say that I really love the Blues. So emotionally evocative,i…
Posted 1 message in Why do forum posts have to be archived.
By keeping them in an archival state current posters can still reference them as an addition to the current post allowin…
Posted 2 messages in I'm building a green house and I need some fertilizer.
Wadda ya got ?
Oh yes,The grass is always greener over the septic tank. Erma Bombeck 1976. A fun read.
Posted 1 message in Original Song Lyrics: Gedaliah
@Gedaliah That's really good !!! I can almost hear the thrombing of the bass, the crash of the cymbals and the screams o…
Posted 1 message in Let us find the best forum poster
@Nethulyatica So what's your criteria for " best"? Wish I'd known it was a competition. I'd have put on my racing underw…
Played 28 moves in 2 correspondence games
Game vs HerkyHawkeye (1803)
Game vs HerkyHawkeye (1787)
Completed 1 correspondence game1 win
Victory vs HerkyHawkeye (1787)
Gained 1 new follower
XiangGuo818
Started following 1 player
yahgoled

1 loss
Solved 1 training puzzle
Highscore: 4
Played one run of Puzzle Streak
Posted 2 messages in Way Too Much Chess, You Say?
@Noflaps I'm glad to hear your older spaniel is stylish, very important in the spaniel world. As to the recap mine just …
@Noflaps My apologies to the spaniel Guess I had the tail wagging the dog there ;)
Posted 1 message in help i an only 624 rated!!!!!!
I would suggest you study tactics,endgames and gain some familiarity with at least a few openings ( I recommend 51 chess…
Posted 2 messages in Some words that receive grief on the site
One of my favorite pineapple combinations is pineapple and baked ham. The flavors just seem to really compliment each ot…
@Ifancy_potato I had to look that one up I'd try one But I wouldn't buy one A pickle should be a dill With that tangy cr…
Posted 1 message in Does lone king can wine on Lichess?
I guess a resignation is a resignation.
Posted 1 message in Seeing what my friends are doing
@ThePawn314 Go to your profile,hit the 3 bar icon,select friends and scroll down. Friends on line will have a green circ…
Posted 1 message in Im back with a new name
Welcome back :)
Played 15 moves in 1 correspondence game
Game vs HerkyHawkeye (1787)

2 losses
Solved 2 training puzzles21005
Played 24 moves in 2 correspondence games
Game vs HerkyHawkeye (1787)
Game vs HerkyHawkeye (1809)
Completed 1 correspondence game1 loss
Defeat vs HerkyHawkeye (1809)

1 win2 losses
Played 3 Blitz games112533
Posted 1 message in What is the compensation package for Santa's reindeer?
@morphyms1817 Of course you probably know reindeer are fond of amanita muscaria. Now we know why reindeer fly. A little …
Posted 1 message in Are you Having fun forum guys?
Lol, the forum is its own reward. Seriously though,the camaraderie, the exchange of ideas,the opportunity to make new fr…
Posted 1 message in Astronomical objects you have actually observed
Probably my coolest was Comet West. I was cruising across the Pacific at the time ( in the Navy) and watched it through …
Posted 1 message in Did you ever talk to old people?
@KNIGHT_c4 Well ya know Whatever floats your boat ;)
Posted 2 messages in What are the best aspects of femininity?
I speak of empathy and compassion. The nurturing of the mother. The wisdom and the love Which sustains us all The streng…
Played 18 moves in 1 correspondence game
Game vs HerkyHawkeye (1809)