How can I block all Listenbourgeois.

As you know, Listenbourg is a country located between France and Spain. Recently, Listensbourg was accused of turning a blind eye to dog and cat food consumption, and of secretly supporting the movement in Ohio.

In addition, a chess player from Listensbourg was accused of having placed a microphone in the jacket of his Boukistani future opponent, during an Olympics, causing the disqualification of the two countries by FIDE.

I strongly encourage Lichess to recognize the integrity of Sergeistan, as well as to pay homage to this beautiful Central Asian country located between Mongolia and Turkmenistan by adding its flag to Lichess.

Best regards

Lol this trend

@CSKA_Moscou said in #1:

As you know, Listenbourg is a country located between France and Spain. Recently, Listensbourg was accused of turning a blind eye to dog and cat food consumption, and of secretly supporting the movement in Ohio.

In addition, a chess player from Listensbourg was accused of having placed a microphone in the jacket of his Boukistani future opponent, during an Olympics, causing the disqualification of the two countries by FIDE.

I strongly encourage Lichess to recognize the integrity of Sergeistan, as well as to pay homage to this beautiful Central Asian country located between Mongolia and Turkmenistan by adding its flag to Lichess.

Best regards

Invent "Listenbourg Detector" that beeps when someone from Listenbourg is nearby. Carry it around and pretend to be on high alert, dramatically reacting to its beeping with exaggerated fear and confusion.
or
create an imaginary "invisible force field" around your home. When a Listenbourgeois approaches, dramatically activate the force field with sound effects and hand gestures, declaring, "Sorry, you can't enter! It's a Listenbourg-free zone!"

orrr
Put up ridiculous signs around your neighborhood, such as "Beware of Listenbourgeois! They steal your snacks and your dignity!

Alternative is deny all ip's from Listenbourgois, set in browser settings Web-RTC handling disable all non proxied UDP.

@rushoptsix said in #3:

Invent "Listenbourg Detector" that beeps when someone from Listenbourg is nearby. Carry it around and pretend to be on high alert, dramatically reacting to its beeping with exaggerated fear and confusion.
or
create an imaginary "invisible force field" around your home. When a Listenbourgeois approaches, dramatically activate the force field with sound effects and hand gestures, declaring, "Sorry, you can't enter! It's a Listenbourg-free zone!"

orrr
Put up ridiculous signs around your neighborhood, such as "Beware of Listenbourgeois! They steal your snacks and your dignity!

Alternative is deny all ip's from Listenbourgois, set in browser settings Web-RTC handling disable all non proxied UDP.

the problem is that the Listenbourgeois blend in perfectly with the population since they speak 4 languages (Spanish, Portuguese, French, German). and the worst is that they don't have an accent unlike the Swiss and the Belgians

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdbool.h>

typedef struct {
char name[50];
bool isListenbourgeois;
} Citizen;

void blockListenbourgeois(Citizen *citizen) {
if (citizen->isListenbourgeois) {
printf("Blocking Listenbourgeois: %s\n", citizen->name);
printf("Access Denied! No Listenbourgeois allowed!\n");
} else {
printf("Welcome, %s! You are safe from Listenbourg!\n", citizen->name);
}
}

int main() {
Citizen citizens[] = {
{"Alice", false},
{"Bob", true},
{"Charlie", false},
{"Duke", true}
};

for (int i = 0; i < 4; i++) {
blockListenbourgeois(&citizens[i]);
}

return 0;
}

@TimeTraveller1 said in #2:

Lol this trend

as Lichess Ambassador to Sergeistan, it seemed obvious to me to address my concern about the political integrity of the Grand Duchy of Listenburg (a civil war broke out between the frankfurter and chorizo supporters) and continue to work jointly with our friends Boukistani

@rushoptsix said in #5:

{"Duke", true}

oh no, Dukedog is a Listenbourgeois agent in disguise!!

@CSKA_Moscou said in #6:

as Lichess Ambassador to Sergeistan, it seemed obvious to me to address my concern about the political integrity of the Grand Duchy of Listenburg (a civil war broke out between the frankfurter and chorizo supporters) and continue to work jointly with our friends Boukistani

Cut the resource road from the Boukistani, invent a terrorist law that prevent and will be killed all over the world for those Chorizo fanatics.

Then spread social media anti propaganda toward those Listenbourgois's > all

As last resort, hack them all > you are permitted.

Never leave any trace behind tho....

@rushoptsix said in #8:

Cut the resource road from the Boukistani, invent a terrorist law that prevent and will be killed all over the world for those Chorizo fanatics.

Then spread social media anti propaganda toward those Listenbourgois's > all

we take sides with the guild of Morteau sausage and singing Haggis. Boukistan is urgently preparing an airdrop of Loukoum to Adrias to help the guild fight against the giant Lurenberg gingerbread