Chuck Norris is so tough...

Give a (impossible) reason why he is tough.
Credit to @bunyip for inventing this game
Examples: Chuck Norris is so tough he can lift up a chair he is standing on.
Chuck Norris is so tough he can kill two stones with one bird.

@Vertonghen Chuck Norris jokes aren't a "game" per se...and I'm almost certain bunyip didn't invent them.

Chuck Norris is so tough that when he looks in the mirror the mirror flees, leaving two Chuck Norrises.

...and when he breaks the aforementioned mirror, it's the mirror who suffers seven years of bad luck.

Chuck Norris is so tough that he chucks wood faster than a woodchuck.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is so tough he can beat stockfish level 20 in three moves.

Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land

Chuck Norris can beat the sun in a stare out.

Chuck Norris is so tough he can't post in this forum. (But he really wants to)