are you doing halloween?

What will you be??

@sushetass said in #1:

What will you be??

myself. I don't need a disguise to scare people ! A smile and the smell of my mouth is enough to scare all the neighborhood !

I'm gonna give out treats.
Yep a tablespoon of peanut butter in each bag.
Chunky not smooth
Cheaping out would be uncouth
Year by year I'm becoming couthier and couthier...

One year I gave out night crawlers...
A cheap pet and a good fishing buddy

I'd go to a party but most parties go on way past my bedtime (8:30).

I may put some fangs in
If i can find my Fixodent...

Might just hide in the shadows
And egg some kids...

When I was a kid there weren't no masks
Well lone ranger aside.

I was 9 before I figured out if you're gonna go as a ghost
You darn well better cut some eye holes in that sheet...

@Dukedog said in #3:

You sound like a scary adult.

@Dukedog said in #3:

I'd go to a party but most parties go on way past my bedtime (8:30)
Your bedtime is 8:30?! Actually, that makes sense on Halloween. But on Halloween, only :)

@sushetass said in #4:

You sound like a scary adult.

You're right, I forgot that every adult is scary, so I am !

Adult

Class: Mage

Power: Summons powerful magic potions made from hops or grapes, which, in moderation, can bring a sense of joy to the user.

• If the mage does not use a potion and is sober, she/he can summon and use a powerful means of locomotion called a car.

• The main power can also be extended to "Hobbit House," a shelter from the elements. The weakness is that the mage must be under the influence of the "Loan" power and has about ten turns before being able to fully own the house.

@sushetass said in #4:

You sound like a scary adult.
Don't worry about it - Halloween should sound scary. Whoooh :)

i used to be so scared of the decorations until i turn like 13-14

@The_Merry_Chesster said in #7:

Don't worry about it - Halloween should sound scary. Whoooh :)
this year i will not look scary.
this year i want to be an entity!
https://i.imgur.com/ZjnmqZy.png

@Dhanishta_A said in #8:

i used to be so scared of the decorations until i turn like 13-14

I've never understood the point of putting paper bats, a singing plastic skeleton, or pumpkins. No, they're not scary!

People should put more interesting things, like unwashed socks, or signs that say "low-interest credit." Those are really scary !!!