write here your good chess jokes.
"If I were your queen i'd put poison in your tea!"
"If i were your king i'd drink it!"
"If i were your king i'd drink it!"
When he was young, he was good, but now I consider GM Kamsky to be a joke. [It's a joke, not meant to be shameful.)
A horse sits down in a movie theater and the queen next to him asks "Excuse me...are you a horse?"
"Why yes, I am" replies the horse.
"What are you doing ah this movie?"
The horsey says: "I really liked the book!"
"Why yes, I am" replies the horse.
"What are you doing ah this movie?"
The horsey says: "I really liked the book!"
Where do horseys go when thery are sick?
To the horespital.
To the horespital.
To practice chess,
Just "sit at the board and play with yourself" - GM Magnus Carlsen
Just "sit at the board and play with yourself" - GM Magnus Carlsen
Once my when I was younger, my mom was busy, so she told me to play chess with myself... I won.
The feeling when you finally checkma...
Q: What did the Aussie say when he returned bread to the baker?
A: It's stale, mate.
A: It's stale, mate.
Q: Why do most people in the U.S. suck at chess?
A: Because their king is a pawn.
A: Because their king is a pawn.
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