I have faced this one:
"You only won just cuz of you f*** mouse and lag, play me in slower time controls and i'll beat the hell outa ya"
That was so rude.
If I had trained I would be much better.
I was listening to loud music as I played, and I tapped out moves along with the rhythm!
#21: I confess I have done this before -- and won. Because my opponent rage quit while waiting for me to flush. . . .
OMG I LAGGED OUT OMG GIVE ME MORE TIME AND I WILL BEAT U
@Puredication Mouseslips aren't always that simple to spot, your examples were genuinely the simpler ones.
@CreativeThinking haha, I've actually had that before, ragequitters make me laugh ;D
"You're a weak 2100." (Coming from a 1400 opponent)
I wasnt even trying against you or I was just making random moves against you.