chess Joke

I had kept my favourite sweets protected on e5 square , by Ba1. At midnight a roach came and started to eat the sweet and got stepped by the bishop. Such a fool ,it didn't knew that my food was protected by my bishop!

Your joke is not funny, but I'll laugh out of pity :)
Have a good day!

The lamest joke ever thought of, ig:
Why did the rook cross the road?
To get to the other file.

@Ayushman_C said in #3:
> The lamest joke ever thought of, ig:
> Why did the rook cross the road?
> To get to the other file.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Who needs soldiers when we have bishops?

The reason I hate Open Mic Night.

What is a grandmaster’s favourite song?
Desperado

Why do chess Grandmasters use Tinder in Prague?
They're looking for a Czech mate.

@Geelse_zot said in #8:
> Why do chess Grandmasters use Tinder in Prague?
> They're looking for a Czech mate.
Bro, do you care about the kids seeing this? That's wild.