1000 signs that you are a chess player

#71 Your friend asks you what kind of book you want to read, and you tell them that you would pick a chess book to read.

#72 When you know French, Italian, Spanish, English, Russian, Polish and Indian like a king!

#73 When you can easily name five active or retired chess players.

#74 When your girlfriend buys you chess themed birthday presents.

#75 You can list several reasons why Lichess is "obviously superior" to chess.com

#76 you cringe when a non-chess player tries to talk about chess

#77 When you ruin your life and mental health because of your hobby or profession, but still get to have pleasure and joy while it lasts.
Oh wait, that's a drug addict/dealer... Nevermind, just skip the second part.

#78 When Octopus-knights are your worst knightmare

#79 When Code geass is your favourite anime

#80 When the pepper and salt look like black and white pawn