When you play chess for 8 hours straight (yearly rapid arena)
20. When you rage, beacuse your friend didn't see checkmate in 1.
#21. You refer to poor players at any game as "patzers".
22. When you get annoyed at the overuse of the word "stalemate" to describe situations that are not in stalemate at all.
23. You get way too excited about the new Horsey merch on lichess.
#24. You named a pet after a famous chess player.
#25
You check+ her be4 you mate# her😄
#26 You spend time reading a thread about what makes you a chess player.
#27 You post in this thread.
#28 your username is way too chess-themed
