1000 signs that you are a chess player

Horsie!

#201 Your mom uses the word 'blunder' on a daily basis

#202 When someone uses the word 'analysis', instead of thinking of some really smart person, you think of chess

#203 When you hear the word, "mate," you ask who won the game

Yep

#204 this is what pops up when you type school in the recommended
"lichess.org"
when you type up live
"lichess.org"
when you type up thing i hate
" Anti Sicilians"

# 205 you use the middle finger to point things.
# 206 when you use logic an put two suggestion so the post number and the sign of a chess player number match and will be easy to continue.

You talk a lot about tempi but have no sense of rhythm

#209 : You are unemployed for the past 4 years, you live in your mom's basement and hope for a gf.
@sportschesser sounds familiar?

You are not POTUS