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Ramblings are back!
I have to have a minimum of 30 characters, so I'm gonna clousems the hell out of this: My life goal is to be like a libertarian Grover Cleveland on his way to the pastry store while listening to Manilla Road's Mystification album on a Sony Discman and thinking about how he would never watch Twilight unless the whiny scenes were replaced with footage of Stella Star narrating a Deadliest Warrior episode.

Tournaments

KATG Vs Team Clousems - Team Battle10+0 • Rapid • Casual • 2hBattle of 2 teams
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Arena Team Arena Team Arena Team Battle½+0 • Bullet • Rated • 45mBattle of 7 teams
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arena team arena team arena Team Battle1+0 • Bullet • Rated • 1h 30mBattle of 9 teams
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team team team team team team Team Battle1+0 • Bullet • Rated • 1h 30mBattle of 10 teams
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John Saxon Team Battle5+0 • Blitz • Rated • 1h 30mBattle of 6 teams
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Forum

ReRamblingsclousems •

Uncensored "Philistines" essay (because I'm pretty sure someone would report me for suggesting the extermination of ugly kids in the main forums): ----------------------------------------- Children ar…

A comprehensive catalog of my lichess anti-Harry Potter statementsclousems •

Wizard conspiracy theory: https://lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/everything-harry-potter?page=2#15

A comprehensive catalog of my lichess anti-Harry Potter statementsclousems •

A surpring amount of my life has been spent thinking up insults for the children's series. I'm cataloguing, so I can reuse responses to questions on this site. Because it comes up a lot. -------------…

ReRamblingsclousems •

My uberrant is still in progress. Delays have been in effect. It's still in the rough draft phase. I'm researching the works of idiots for dialogue inspiration for the character of Chris, the lovable …

Campaign to make me famous, like those YouTube peopleclousems •

I'm not famous yet. Stop slacking, you heathens!

clousems fights corruption!clousems •

As we all know, clousems is a champion against corruption, so long as it benefits him. Recently, I was approached about my fights for justice, and I realized "Damn, I really haven't talked about my fi…

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