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baldaquinn
English (US)Ke2. Now hand over my chess title!
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This is a very long description that you probably shouldn't ever even begin reading. This is due to multiple reasons. First of all, this is all just complete gibberish. Secondly, don't you have anything better to do? And finally, why aren't you in my stream already, instead of spending your time on this nonsense? I mean, whatever makes you entertained, I guess. I believe that if you have made it this far reading this text, then you must find it at least moderately funny. Therefore, you are now obliged to not only visit my Twitch channel right away, but also subscribe to me, because I spent serious effort writing this and that's the only way you can compensate. You may, of course, also donate, if you feel like simply subscribing is not nearly enough (it's not, I agree). Oh my god, what are you still doing here? I'm running out of ideas on what to write. This time could have been spent on streaming or doing something else instead. It's all your fault, wasting my time like this. If you hadn't read this far, then I wouldn't have needed to write nearly as much. I believe I will soon have to redirect you to the beginning of this text. I wonder if I should simply copy-paste it? Or, perhaps, something else? Possibly some paradoxical statement that will leave you wondering for ages. However, that wouldn't be optimal, since I still want you to join my stream and not just be puzzled for aeons and wither away like a cactus. Don't ask me why I chose to write cactus there. OK, I confess: it was just to confuse you. Anyway, where was I? Yes, I wouldn't want to leave you here wondering for god knows how long. I also realize, that perhaps you have some kind of reading disorder? An addiction? It's like a drug to you, once you start reading, you simply can stop? This gag is not my own idea by the way, check out Ismo Leikola for more. Although this particular joke he presents in Finnish, which you shouldn't know well enough, so never mind. So yeah. If reading addiction is what you have, then, most probably, I should just quit writing this and release you from your agony. And then you might join my stream, finally. But, do I even want you to join my stream? What if it's not reading addiction, but simple stupidity? I don't think I want to contaminate my stream chat with low-IQ people. So I'm just going to keep writing and have you trapped here. Yes, that must be the safest way.
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