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@CSKA_Moscou said in #18:

> but, better that, I saved the day by preventing a violist from taking action to ruin the day (these people are total nihilists!)
>
> you don't know where the note falls, ask violists to play a unison, you have Schoenberg's Dodecaphonism !

Oh shut up! You know that you rigged the game! How are we supposed to play in unison if you won't tell us what note to play? Of course we'll end up playing different notes!
@greenteakitten said in #22:
> Oh shut up! You know that you rigged the game! How are we supposed to play in unison if you won't tell us what note to play? Of course we'll end up playing different notes!

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

The viola burns longer.
The viola holds more beer.
You can tune the violin.
Violins are actually harder to tune because the pegs on mine are more slippery...or, I dunno, maybe the violin is sweating because it doesn't want to be played by a violist...

You know, I have a job for your piano. Go eat the violin, will ya? It's a bit too squeaky and whiny for my liking.