Say something funny. I want a laugh.

@C4to Well, if they're unionized, then you're gonna run into problems for doing that

GIMME DA CRISPPPPPPPPPY NUGGETZZZZZZZZ

there are u laughing

if not look up rick astley makes breakfast on youtube.

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I know this little story that’s pretty funny, and I’ll tell it. Some of you might know this one already, since I got it from another forum on lichess.org.

During dinner, the boy asked, “Dad are bugs good to eat?” “No. But we don’t talk about things like that over dinner.” The dad replied. After dinner, the dad asked, “Now son, what did you want to ask me?” And the boy replied, “Oh nothing dad. There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

@Siimpliiest Some violets are truly purple, but some ARE blue. Look it up.

Violets are only called blue because that rhymes with a lot more words than violet does,making seriously mushy love songs viable. Try impressing a girl with these words jammed into a tune...
eyelet, file it, islet, meillet, pilot, silat, smilet, smile lit, stylate, violett, while it, xylate

#36 There's a song for that. :] - www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rjPC7-JMUM&list=RD8rjPC7-JMUM&start_radio=1

Laughter is really the best medicine. Since two days, I've been working with a terrible headache, but then I had a good laugh and it disappeared.

An exponential and a logarithm walk into a bar. After ordering the bartender asks: “Alright, who's paying?”
The exponential goes: “Me, because logarithme népérien.”