Joke's on you; I only read the first and last sentences
roses are red violets AREN'T blue,
Violets are purple
Violets are purple
@C4to brevity is the soul of wit.
@Siimpliiest violets are violet.The clue lies hidden in the name.
Woman walks into a restaurant with her pet poodle..asks "Do you serve dogs here?" Maitre de says "Certainly,madame..how would you like him done?"
Hatchacha..I got a million of 'em.
@Siimpliiest violets are violet.The clue lies hidden in the name.
Woman walks into a restaurant with her pet poodle..asks "Do you serve dogs here?" Maitre de says "Certainly,madame..how would you like him done?"
Hatchacha..I got a million of 'em.
@obladie its not meant to be witty, its meant to be disappointing. How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
That depends on the marginal productivity of each baby, as well as the area and type of wall and assorted time parameters.
Thus, I need more information. Are the babies unionized?
Thus, I need more information. Are the babies unionized?
why can you never starve in the desert?
because of all the sand, which is there.
because of all the sand, which is there.
#25..If those same babies,saw a red door...
Well..would they?
Well..would they?
@C4to you succeeded on both counts..well done.
#27 I hear that just happens every day
@clousems It doesn't depend on if they are unionized, but rather how hard you throw 'em... er... o _ O
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