Say something funny. I want a laugh.

A Horsey walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, why the long face? :]

Hello? This is Pete's Pizzeria and Funeral Home, Where Yesterday's loss is Today's Sauce!

This is the last thing I can think of.
The worst/best thing that can happen to you is when you come home, into your room
[srry, I accidentally inserted my sisters picture of a Ty teddy🤣] .

#42 - Soylent Green sauce :]

@Priem19 Funny, but no one who isnt french will get it :(

Roses are well fed,
Violets are brand new,
And everyone should know that
Cows go "moo"

THE STORY OF THE (blank)
once upon a time there was a (blank) named (blank) which lived in a (blank_blank). He had a (blank) called (blank). One day, (blank) got (blank) by (blank). (blank) had to (blank) him! After lots of (blank), he finally (blank_blank). There, he (blank) his (blank) and got back to (blank).
THE END.

Blank = Genius

Fits the best, I guess.

Why should you never believe in a clock?...

It's usually second-hand information.

k, THE STORY Of THE GENIUS
once upon a time there was a genius named genius which lived in a genius genius. He had a genius called genius. One day, genius got genius by genius. Genius had to genius him! After lots of genius, he finally genius genius. There he genius his genius and got back to genius.