Write a letter from queen elizabeth II

queen elizabeth II

Duh...

You guys lack serious reading comprehension

e, e, E

Good day to you pissants (the word is peasants,your Majesty but we don't use that any more,just call them country men)
Good day to you my country men
We the inbred, historically best thieves
,murderers and oppressors (just say royal family,your Majesty)
Good day to you my country men
We,the Royal Family
Wish to express
Our ingratitude ( gratitude your Majesty)
To you Our loyal slaves(Your Majesty,we only speak thus among Ourselves,call them country men,)
Country men
Long may you kiss our Royal Arses
Good day

BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!

Don't forget to ask her what's in the purse!

@salmon_rushdie
I suppose you need to hide before secret agents capture you!

I'm the queen's righthand man

@salmon_rushdie you just wasted your time writing that to gain 3+ dislikes...

I do not understand the letter, mostly because of the terrible spelling. What's a tomtitjo?

Dear queen Elizabeth II,
please tell me when you have ran away from @ban-hammer-5000's
house and go to the university of English then write me back

Thanks,
Alancheng