Generally, kids do too much indoors and need more outdoor experiences. I'd suggest give them a 1 week whitewater kayak camp at Riversport in Confluence PA (if that is close or something similar closer like at NOC).
Or a kids camp for skin diving somewhere or similar.
What about a non-electric bike? Bikes are cool.
Or a weight set? An 11 year old boy or girl is likely a bean pole (meaning thin). Doing a bit of weight lifting will help in any sport he/she plays.
If you like someplace it snows a lot, a set of XC skiis.
I grew up on a rural farm and got a rifle when I turned 11. Likely that isnt for most kids today but I had fun with it.
Generally, kids do too much indoors and need more outdoor experiences. I'd suggest give them a 1 week whitewater kayak camp at Riversport in Confluence PA (if that is close or something similar closer like at NOC).
Or a kids camp for skin diving somewhere or similar.
What about a non-electric bike? Bikes are cool.
Or a weight set? An 11 year old boy or girl is likely a bean pole (meaning thin). Doing a bit of weight lifting will help in any sport he/she plays.
If you like someplace it snows a lot, a set of XC skiis.
I grew up on a rural farm and got a rifle when I turned 11. Likely that isnt for most kids today but I had fun with it.
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@swimmerBill said in #24:
Generally, kids do too much indoors and need more outdoor experiences.
what you're probably trying to say is, "Kids should touch grass."
@swimmerBill said in #24:
> Generally, kids do too much indoors and need more outdoor experiences.
what you're probably trying to say is, "Kids should touch grass."
@vitamin_water said in #22:
Third outstanding birthday experience for a 10-15 year old:
Make arrangements at your local prostitution ring to visit your home at 8 pm, and tell your kids, mommy and daddy are going out to the mall and you're not invited because you aren't cool enough.
As your child is crying alone in his room, arrange for 15 SKANKY DRUG ADDICTED HOOKERS to enter your home and make themselves at home :D :D :D :D. They will be able to do anything they want for the whole night.
A birthday dream any 10-15 year old will wish came true for them.
uhm... why is this guy not banned......
@vitamin_water said in #22:
> Third outstanding birthday experience for a 10-15 year old:
>
> Make arrangements at your local prostitution ring to visit your home at 8 pm, and tell your kids, mommy and daddy are going out to the mall and you're not invited because you aren't cool enough.
>
> As your child is crying alone in his room, arrange for 15 SKANKY DRUG ADDICTED HOOKERS to enter your home and make themselves at home :D :D :D :D. They will be able to do anything they want for the whole night.
>
> A birthday dream any 10-15 year old will wish came true for them.
uhm... why is this guy not banned......
@jacob712 said in #27:
uhm... why is this guy not banned......
I know right
@jacob712 said in #27:
> uhm... why is this guy not banned......
I know right
Yeah... like-@vitamin_water said in #21:
Here's another 10-15 year old birthday gift.
Take them on a nice trip to a private vacation island, say Panama. But secretly, stow away in their backpack a parachute, Tell them the overhead compartments are full and for safety reasons he has to wear his backpack.
Now as you are flying overhead, arrange for the door to be kicked open, and simulate an emergency where everyone must jump out of the plane. Then, kick your llittle boy out of the plane, without even putting on a "parachute"!!! He'll be terrified, and scream all the way down AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D :D :D :D :D.
But anyway, you can rig something up so that the parachute autodeploys. Hopefully he doesn't land in the water with the sharkies :), but that would be a nice birthday experience for a 10-15 year old nonetheless
Like, what utter nonsense is this?!
Who pushes their child off a PLANE AT CRUISING ALTITUDE!?
Yeah... like-@vitamin_water said in #21:
> Here's another 10-15 year old birthday gift.
>
> Take them on a nice trip to a private vacation island, say Panama. But secretly, stow away in their backpack a parachute, Tell them the overhead compartments are full and for safety reasons he has to wear his backpack.
>
> Now as you are flying overhead, arrange for the door to be kicked open, and simulate an emergency where everyone must jump out of the plane. Then, kick your llittle boy out of the plane, without even putting on a "parachute"!!! He'll be terrified, and scream all the way down AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D :D :D :D :D.
>
> But anyway, you can rig something up so that the parachute autodeploys. Hopefully he doesn't land in the water with the sharkies :), but that would be a nice birthday experience for a 10-15 year old nonetheless
Like, what utter nonsense is this?!
Who pushes their child off a PLANE AT CRUISING ALTITUDE!?
@vitamin_water said in #20:
Here's another idea: Take a steaming dump into some of that transparent saran wrap, and then wrap it all up, and don't even put it into a box - just wrap it up in birthday wrapping paper, so when they get it, it looks like this strange, misshappen potato wrapped in birthday gift paper.
They'll scrunch up their face and say, what the heck is it??! Grin and say - open it. As they do, they'll see this bizarre brown substance. What the heck is it?!?!? Its the tastiest candy you'll ever try, you say. Then as they open the saran wrap and take a good whiff, and if you're lucky, maybe even a good taste, they will puke all over the floor AHAHAHAHAHAH :D :D :D :D
Now, do that and report back. Thanks
ARE YOU TRYING TO CHOKE A CHILD???!!
Lichess, please ban this user.
@vitamin_water said in #20:
> Here's another idea: Take a steaming dump into some of that transparent saran wrap, and then wrap it all up, and don't even put it into a box - just wrap it up in birthday wrapping paper, so when they get it, it looks like this strange, misshappen potato wrapped in birthday gift paper.
>
> They'll scrunch up their face and say, what the heck is it??! Grin and say - open it. As they do, they'll see this bizarre brown substance. What the heck is it?!?!? Its the tastiest candy you'll ever try, you say. Then as they open the saran wrap and take a good whiff, and if you're lucky, maybe even a good taste, they will puke all over the floor AHAHAHAHAHAH :D :D :D :D
>
> Now, do that and report back. Thanks
ARE YOU TRYING TO CHOKE A CHILD???!!
Lichess, please ban this user.
@Gleb_Momot said in #1:
just curious, what ppl say and suggest
pls be serious and dont go crazy with limit ty
A football, boots, water bottle, cones & other equipment, shin pads, a few kits (2 or 3) and ball pump.
The Santiago Bernabéu, Old Trafford or Stamford Bridge maybe.
@Gleb_Momot said in #1:
> just curious, what ppl say and suggest
> pls be serious and dont go crazy with limit ty
A football, boots, water bottle, cones & other equipment, shin pads, a few kits (2 or 3) and ball pump.
The Santiago Bernabéu, Old Trafford or Stamford Bridge maybe.
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