Swimming Class #2

say u r religious and religion prohibits u to swim
if teacher insist then lay claim to the constitution and warn him that it violates religious freedom
and freedom of being unharmed since chemical in pool will make ur skin worse (idk , chlorine is no good ig)
if that not work threaten to sue teacher and .. if u r brave just make in ur pants before swimming and say: 'should i still go in there ? bc i have to take shit and imma do it - IN THERE !'
bro ask chatgpt not me

say,hi coach I'm not swimming today.And say that you have rights right?

Tell them that you're not prepared to be in contact with "Chloramines" and that the pool smell is not Chlorine, but more it's reaction to urine, this news may empty the whole pool in one stroke. :). lol

(Joke) say that you are homeless and you have nowhere to take a shower from chlorine
Read my previous answer fr

Plan A

• On the day of the pool, wear your best uniform, a leather bag, a tie, and expensive shoes, and explain that you've received an exemption to do an internship at the administration office.

If the person doesn't agree to take you to the administration office, explain without rushing and with charisma that you regret not being able to join your friends because it's an important occasion for you. You can, however, negotiate to stay on the shore and motivate your friends, or even swim dressed like that. Therefore, out of pity for your clothes, you'll be allowed to stay dry and out of the pool.

Plan B if that doesn't work: throw a white counterfeit Labubu doll into the pool where your friends are and say: "Labubu Coca-Cola!" and calmly get out of the pool and put on your sunglasses.

@mang0sunr1s3 said in #7:

cut off ur leg and you will never have to go to swimming class again
that involves weapons :/

Make a big fuss at the pool
Start crying and screaming
And they might just let you go

i heard of a rule you are not supposed to go swimming at least 30 minutes after eating because it is dangerous. ok, eat in front view of swim teacher - you can't swim then for safety reasons

@Marc_okay_at_chess said in #1:

Oh no, tommorow has swimming class again ,tell me a way to escape, not involving weapons and some stupid way to destroy the
swimming pool. Anyone has any ideas? If anyone has an idea, I will host a 3+0 blitz in my team, the idea-creator will be able to join the team and have leader permissions except for kicking someone. The deadline is July 26 22:30 Beijing time.
figure out how to get a time out

sue entire swimming class