Post some from your neck of the woods. A few from here:
That hound won't hunt.
That boy's dumber than a box of rocks
He's all buckle and no belt.
Hit the Road!
Who composed "Love of money is the root of all evil" is poor in poetry. Love and evil should not be in the same sentence. Edited version.
Greed of money is the root of all evil.
That was the Apostle Paul.
I haven't read the original foreign language verse. The translator failed I guess. @Dukedog
Under-powered tractor...
Wouldn't pull a greasy stick out of a dingo's arse.
When there is a wish, there is a will.
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
Hilarious quotes from military personnel reviews :
1. Not the sharpest tool in the shed ...
2. Somewhere there is a village which has lost its idiot ...
I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you
@george_mcgeorge said in #2:
> Hit the Road!
Hit the streets!
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