1000 things non-chess players say to chess players.

Type anything funny here! It can be based on your own experience or some joke! Remember to number yours.

Why are we so obsessed with the number 1000... Look at how the other thread turned out. Make it a reasonable number like 100 and do "keep track" of every stated fact to update your first post to make a list so people also can keep track of what was mentioned throughout the pages. Take responsibility if you want to start such a topic. Plus state the first one yourself, don't act as if you are doing this as a contribution or for charity...

Seriously, we don't know how to create topics here in the lichess community...

Chess isn't a sport

"Is that a Horsey!"

This is a like checkers LOL

woah whats that fat piece with the plus on top of it?

You are going to eat my chess pieces (believe me, that's happened before).

I see stupid memes from non chess players that read out like this "Love is like chess, the King needs a Queen"... SMH.

On analysis: "Are you playing against yourself?"

My mom, a non chess player, "How the hell do you cheat in chess"