#161 When 90% or more of your screen time is spent on lichess
#162 If you are at a party with your girlfriend but somehow you feel weak - as soon as a strong girl stays in front of you - you offer to trade Queens!
#163 if you have to write something here whatever it costs, and just have to read all 163 posts and even forget that your beer gets warm in front of you. damn! But Yesss! Mate captcha in one! GG
#164 HORSIE!
#165 You like to be technical.
#166: When you spot a horsie on every single historical picture...
#167 You can solve the Lichess captcha in less than a second (I got a Fool's mate captcha right now).
Your online dating profile states, “Interested in rooking up”.
#169 you get extremely offended when someone confuses chess with checkers
#170 you get nightmares about missed opportunities you didn't play in your chess games
