Acting like someone else won't help.
@CSKA_Moscou said in #26:
> Unclear instructions. I'm 6'7"
>
> Do I need to specify on my future Tinder profile that I have a beer belly, eat half a chicken in one meal, sleep with my glasses on, and that I'm on tea 24/7? Oh, and that I can laug for no reason when i see a video of a Labubu Rocket ?
I could imagine "Robert Wadlow" placing a profile on there, and giving his height as 8ft 11inches, and alot of modern woman saying, "yeah, but he's not quite 9ft is he, I want a 9 footer, and ermm, is his surname a description?." :).
@Gabberl said in #1:
> You either searched for "girlfriend" in the search bar or this forum was bumped and you just happened to click on it because of the title
> Any advices for finding a soulmate?
you can't find soulmates; soulmates find you.
@HerkyHawkeye said in #8:
> Take a shower every day.
This was and is just too much commitment for me, I mean I would have to visit the shower, probably remove my clothing this time, then turn the shower on etc, the list just goes on and on. ! :). lol
@HerkyHawkeye said in #8:
> Take a shower every day.
can i make my mouth insides sparkle and scent nice with shower soap?? some say yes, some say no
be tall and good looking
money helps (go to step 3)
don't say anthing until she demands to know your feelings then say 'you're right we need to talk'
get preapproved by her father and generously donate to his company (no? go step 4)
literally go listen to women talk about what they like want or need in a partner. do the opposite (no?? go to step 5)
struggle to move a sofa into a van
@PeterSkeets said in #35:
> can i make my mouth insides sparkle and scent nice with shower soap?? some say yes, some say no
I guess someone would be very clean spoken after such an event. :).
@PeterSkeets said in #35:
> can i make my mouth insides sparkle and scent nice with shower soap?? some say yes, some say no
It would actually be very bubbly and would make an impression in society !
@Gabberl said in #1:
> You either searched for "girlfriend" in the search bar or this forum was bumped and you just happened to click on it because of the title
> Any advices for finding a soulmate?
hardest in my school
if you and a girl like each other that should not be said until college bc off she goes to the teacher and if you"re friends are listening you're going to be overwhelmed bc they'll tease about it LIFELONG. i have a friend who has a girlfriend and life is h*** for him at school. People play FLAMES about him which drives him crazy. i don't think girls tease each other about having a bf but boys OMG life will be h*** in my school.You mark my words.
My advice:Wait until college or at least 10th grade.
@Gabberl said in #1:
> You either searched for "girlfriend" in the search bar or this forum was bumped and you just happened to click on it because of the title
> Any advices for finding a soulmate?
The only advice is to dont do it. There is over 60% chance to catch a bullet. And to be honest, you have to waste a lot of time, effort and money chasing girls.
You better invest in yourself, physically and economically. But really do it, so you take off as early as possible.
Once you are ok, they are going to chase you. Then you can choose which one you like, or even start looking after one.
Because if you are broke, in bad shape, they are just gonna say no, you have nothing to offer.
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