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How to get a girlfriend

@lunar_pixel2026 said ^

hello there
I am 18 and I aint desperate but curious(and unfortunately I am a topper as well for now)
i have no social media except this beautiful website and app called lichess
i dont talk to girls much in my institution
besides I had a crush,gave up on her 3 months ago
and yeah girls in my institution suck,didnt got anyone good ever
is it even possible for me to date lol like I sometimes crave it sometimes dont

I am smaller than ten in age and I already have a girlfriend
What !! XD

lol but it is true

@lunar_pixel2026 said [^](/forum/redirect/post/Y6NuxhoG) > > > hello there > > > I am 18 and I aint desperate but curious(and unfortunately I am a topper as well for now) > > > i have no social media except this beautiful website and app called lichess > > > i dont talk to girls much in my institution > > > besides I had a crush,gave up on her 3 months ago > > > and yeah girls in my institution suck,didnt got anyone good ever > > > is it even possible for me to date lol like I sometimes crave it sometimes dont > > > > I am smaller than ten in age and I already have a girlfriend > What !! XD lol but it is true

You need an answer to the corollary too.

You need an answer to the corollary too.

@NivedhKrish said ^

Or a sigma

OK, I'm going to have a tee-shirt with a big Greek letter on it, and to make it more "vibrant", as an Ai would have be said, I will interpret a dance with my arms imitating the letter Σ

If it doesn't work, you're pleased to owe me 15, 000$, in a paper bag. Or a bank transfer to my business address in Cayman Islands

@NivedhKrish said [^](/forum/redirect/post/VycMmB6g) > Or a sigma OK, I'm going to have a tee-shirt with a big Greek letter on it, and to make it more "vibrant", as an Ai would have be said, I will interpret a dance with my arms imitating the letter Σ If it doesn't work, you're pleased to owe me 15, 000$, in a paper bag. Or a bank transfer to my business address in Cayman Islands

@Gadhavi_Veerbhadra said ^

@lunar_pixel2026

From what I know about life, I feel like you are a typical indian student preparing for a competitive exam either JEE or NEET. I don't know why but most students preparing for such stuff are Socially deprived. Now as far as helping you to get a girlfriend is concerned I am not the best guy. Not even close by far.
Still, I think my best advice is that you should have patience and wait till you get into a college. After getting into a college your social circle dramtically expands and so does your freedom.

am I supposed to be concerned for my future social life as a JEE aspirant then? (not of the age to give the exam yet lol, I got tons of time to be preparing)

@Gadhavi_Veerbhadra said [^](/forum/redirect/post/1W1HwbFr) > @lunar_pixel2026 > > From what I know about life, I feel like you are a typical indian student preparing for a competitive exam either JEE or NEET. I don't know why but most students preparing for such stuff are Socially deprived. Now as far as helping you to get a girlfriend is concerned I am not the best guy. Not even close by far. > Still, I think my best advice is that you should have patience and wait till you get into a college. After getting into a college your social circle dramtically expands and so does your freedom. am I supposed to be concerned for my future social life as a JEE aspirant then? (not of the age to give the exam yet lol, I got tons of time to be preparing)

Lick your eyebrows.

Lick your eyebrows.
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@lunar_pixel2026 said ^

hello there
I am 18 and I aint desperate but curious(and unfortunately I am a topper as well for now)
...
i dont talk to girls much in my institution
...

I think the first thing to do is learn this Jimmy C. Newman's song everyone in Bayou sings. Isn't it how it will end. ;-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkSbEcA79TE

@lunar_pixel2026 said [^](/forum/redirect/post/v8lQKY0m) > hello there > I am 18 and I aint desperate but curious(and unfortunately I am a topper as well for now) >... > i dont talk to girls much in my institution >... I think the first thing to do is learn this Jimmy C. Newman's song everyone in Bayou sings. Isn't it how it will end. ;-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkSbEcA79TE

I got no idea every time I try, I end up getting friendzoned. Someone please help me

I got no idea every time I try, I end up getting friendzoned. Someone please help me