I defeated a GM in three moves

@Phil224 said in #1:

I stood up; picked up a chair; and hit him with it.

Indeed yes, one has to adapt and overcome sometimes, so the 'chair gambit' idea worked out. :).

That was one of my favourite chess jokes

@MercuryTrismegistus said in #9:

@AsDaGo

He thought he was losing.

That's hardly an excuse, though!

@Phil224 said in #1:

I stood up; picked up a chair; and hit him with it.
Welp, that works!
Why didn't I think of this before...

I thought this was about a Boxing match!

What if he gets the better of you?

I tried the Smith and Wesson gambit once.
He resigned.
Good move on his part.