I am a chess baloney,
I like to play the Benoni,
I got a great big Salomi,
And a mind that's sharp and bony.
I move my pawns with care,
Building up my defense,
Waiting for the right time to strike,
And break through my opponent's fence.
I know the risks involved,
In playing such an aggressive game,
But I'm not one to shy away,
From the challenge or the fame.
I'll sacrifice my pieces,
If it means I gain an edge,
I'll take a chance and make a move,
And watch my opponent hedge.
For I am a chess baloney,
And I play with strategy and skill,
I know when to attack and defend,
And when to sit back and chill.
So if you want to beat me,
You'll have to be prepared,
To face a fierce and determined foe,
Whose mind cannot be snared.
For I am a chess baloney,
And I play to win the game,
I'll never back down or give up,
Until I achieve my aim.
I like to play the Benoni,
I got a great big Salomi,
And a mind that's sharp and bony.
I move my pawns with care,
Building up my defense,
Waiting for the right time to strike,
And break through my opponent's fence.
I know the risks involved,
In playing such an aggressive game,
But I'm not one to shy away,
From the challenge or the fame.
I'll sacrifice my pieces,
If it means I gain an edge,
I'll take a chance and make a move,
And watch my opponent hedge.
For I am a chess baloney,
And I play with strategy and skill,
I know when to attack and defend,
And when to sit back and chill.
So if you want to beat me,
You'll have to be prepared,
To face a fierce and determined foe,
Whose mind cannot be snared.
For I am a chess baloney,
And I play to win the game,
I'll never back down or give up,
Until I achieve my aim.